{"id":1447,"date":"2007-04-12T05:53:35","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T10:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-guess-the-convertibles-are-bi\/"},"modified":"2007-04-12T05:53:35","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T10:53:35","slug":"i-guess-the-convertibles-are-bi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-guess-the-convertibles-are-bi","title":{"rendered":"I guess the convertibles are bi."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/04\/12\/fashion\/12cars.html\" target=\"_blank\">car is gay<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife&#8217;s car is gay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-nl","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":620,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/mazel-tov","url_meta":{"origin":1447,"position":0},"title":"Mazel Tov!","author":"Gil","date":"August 25, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I've been known to goof pretty fiercely on my black-hatted brethren. Why, just today at lunch, I launched into a tirade about religious fundamentalists of all faiths, in response to my boss's queries about the Gaza Strip. I even tossed out my standard line about how there seems to be\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3529,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/what-it-is-3209","url_meta":{"origin":1447,"position":1},"title":"What It Is: 3\/2\/09","author":"Gil","date":"March 2, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"What I'm reading: Montaigne & Clive James. Oh, and I started Liar's Poker, on my new Kindle! What I'm listening to: My new Mad Mix CD, and a couple of Kate Bush records. What I'm watching: The Darjeeling Limited, Synecdoche, New York, and Adaptation. What I'm drinking: Blue Point Blueberry\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Charlie Kaufman\"","block_context":{"text":"Charlie Kaufman","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/tag\/charlie-kaufman"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3026,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/what-it-is-12808-2","url_meta":{"origin":1447,"position":2},"title":"What It Is: 12\/8\/08","author":"Gil","date":"December 8, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"What I'm reading: Dear American Airlines, the Comics Journal's interview with Jason, a little Plutarch, a little Montaigne. What I'm listening to: After reading this Te-Nahisi Coates post -- and its slew of comments -- on Michael Jackson and his influence on a generation-plus of performers, I listened to a\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0547054017","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2750,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hit-the-rock","url_meta":{"origin":1447,"position":3},"title":"Hit the rock","author":"Gil","date":"October 23, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Figuratively speaking, I don't think any diamonds are conflict free. (Note: my wife's engagement ring is an aquamarine.)","rel":"","context":"With 3 comments","block_context":{"text":"With 3 comments","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hit-the-rock#comments"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5582,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/nothing-but-flowers","url_meta":{"origin":1447,"position":4},"title":"Nothing But Flowers","author":"Gil","date":"September 11, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"No 9\/11 post from me this year. I think I've written as much about it as I want to. Read Matthew Case's post from The Awl today instead. (And read my wife's reminiscences, too.)","rel":"","context":"In \"Matthew Case\"","block_context":{"text":"Matthew Case","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/tag\/matthew-case"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1220,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/pray-for-change-ii","url_meta":{"origin":1447,"position":5},"title":"Pray for change II","author":"Gil","date":"November 26, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"As I mentioned in the previous post, I've been out of the office for the past week-plus (except for Monday). When I have a big block of time available like that, I tend to put together a big-ass list of stuff that needs doing. One of the items on the\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 4 comments","block_context":{"text":"With 4 comments","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/pray-for-change-ii#comments"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}