{"id":2076,"date":"2008-05-27T05:00:42","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T09:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2076"},"modified":"2008-05-26T14:37:02","modified_gmt":"2008-05-26T18:37:02","slug":"we-never-thought-of-naming-him-lyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/we-never-thought-of-naming-him-lyle","title":{"rendered":"We never thought of naming him Lyle"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“I’m lickin’ this bra! Found it at the police station!”<\/em><\/p>\n

(after Achewood<\/a>, which you really oughtta be reading on a regular basis)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I’m lickin’ this bra! Found it at the police station!” (after Achewood, which you really oughtta be reading on a regular basis)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61,26],"tags":[170,62],"class_list":["post-2076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-rufus-and-or-otis","category-comics","tag-achewood","tag-dogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-xu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2934,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/yo-quiero-un-cerebro","url_meta":{"origin":2076,"position":0},"title":"Yo quiero un cerebro","author":"Gil","date":"November 19, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"In today's WSJ (likely $ required), there's an article on how Taco Bell is trying to make a global push. 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