{"id":277,"date":"2004-06-01T06:58:34","date_gmt":"2004-06-01T10:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=277"},"modified":"2006-01-02T09:53:58","modified_gmt":"2006-01-02T14:53:58","slug":"hand-jive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hand-jive","title":{"rendered":"Hand Jive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Under regular circumstances, I&#8217;d have made a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fact-index.com\/h\/ha\/hand_of_god_goal.html\" target=\"_blank\">Diego Maradona joke<\/a> about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/news\/regionalnews\/25028.htm\">this story<\/a>. But I think he&#8217;s still in the hospital with all sorts of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/main.jhtml?xml=\/news\/2004\/04\/20\/wmarad20.xml\" target=\"_blank\">heart trouble<\/a>, so it wouldn&#8217;t be nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Under regular circumstances, I&#8217;d have made a Diego Maradona joke about this story. But I think he&#8217;s still in the hospital with all sorts of heart trouble, so it wouldn&#8217;t be nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-4t","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}