{"id":2822,"date":"2008-11-01T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T12:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2822"},"modified":"2008-11-01T08:17:32","modified_gmt":"2008-11-01T12:17:32","slug":"low-turnout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/low-turnout","title":{"rendered":"Low turnout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We didn&#8217;t get as many trick-or-treaters as we did last year, so Rufus had an easier evening than I&#8217;d anticipated. He barked like a maniac everytime the doorbell rang, of course. I&#8217;d put his leash on him and open the door, at which point he&#8217;d invariably wag his tail and try to get all the kids to pet him or put their faces close enough for a good lick.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, he had a better day than Jill Rappaport&#8217;s dog:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2823\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/low-turnout\/raproker\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/raproker.jpg?fit=575%2C383&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"575,383\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"raproker\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Jill &amp;#8220;Alfalfa&amp;#8221; Rapaport&amp;#8217;s dog sniff&amp;#8217;s Al Roker&amp;#8217;s sweet sweet candy-junk. Pic courtesy of the NYPost.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/raproker.jpg?fit=525%2C350&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2823\" title=\"raproker\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/raproker.jpg?w=475\" alt=\"\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/raproker.jpg?w=575&amp;ssl=1 575w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-content\/uploads\/raproker.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We didn&#8217;t get as many trick-or-treaters as we did last year, so Rufus had an easier evening than I&#8217;d anticipated. He barked like a maniac everytime the doorbell rang, of course. I&#8217;d put his leash on him and open the door, at which point he&#8217;d invariably wag his tail and try to get all the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/low-turnout\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Low turnout&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61,3],"tags":[417,418,111],"class_list":["post-2822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-rufus-and-or-otis","category-suburbs","tag-al-roker","tag-jill-rappaport","tag-rufus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Jw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2117,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/rufus-on-deck","url_meta":{"origin":2822,"position":0},"title":"Rufus On Deck","author":"Gil","date":"June 28, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"What? 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