{"id":2895,"date":"2008-11-11T04:00:37","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T08:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=2895"},"modified":"2008-12-02T08:49:08","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T12:49:08","slug":"lost-in-the-supermarket-im-detecting-alien-life-forms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-im-detecting-alien-life-forms","title":{"rendered":"Lost in the Supermarket: I’m detecting alien life forms"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pancake and waffle batter that sprays from a can? I don’t believe there’s anything<\/em> “organic” about something like that, regardless of what the USDA says.<\/p>\n

\"Batter<\/a><\/p>\n

That said, I would<\/em> pay to see someone try to huff a can of this stuff.<\/p>\n

See the whole Lost in the Supermarket<\/a> series<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pancake and waffle batter that sprays from a can? I don’t believe there’s anything “organic” about something like that, regardless of what the USDA says. That said, I would pay to see someone try to huff a can of this stuff. See the whole Lost in the Supermarket series<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[379],"tags":[435],"class_list":["post-2895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-the-supermarket","tag-batter-blaster"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-KH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3409,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-huskers-do","url_meta":{"origin":2895,"position":0},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: Huskers Do","author":"Gil","date":"February 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Aw, shucks! 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