{"id":3002,"date":"2008-12-02T08:47:33","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T12:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=3002"},"modified":"2008-12-02T08:47:33","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T12:47:33","slug":"lost-in-the-supermarket-the-imitations-of-crab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-the-imitations-of-crab","title":{"rendered":"Lost in the Supermarket: The Imitations of Crab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For this week&#8217;s installment of Lost in the Supermarket, I thought I&#8217;d hearken back to my <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-doubleplusunkosher-edition\/\" target=\"_blank\">doubleplusunkosher<\/a> post by offering up . . . imitation crabmeat!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/3077357340\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"The Imitations of Crab\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3238\/3077357340_e7a10ca609.jpg?resize=450%2C415\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"415\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, it begs the question as to whether something this artificial is actually traife. As opposed to just a Bad Idea.<\/p>\n<p>This week, you get a bonus pic! It doesn&#8217;t come from a supermarket, so it doesn&#8217;t warrant its own post. However, I couldn&#8217;t resist snapping a pic of . . . a kosher hot sandwich vending machine?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/3077366504\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"kosher vending machine\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3290\/3077366504_5329ef7025.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I found this one up at an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.premiumoutlets.com\/outlets\/outlet.asp?id=7\" target=\"_blank\">outlet mall<\/a> in New York state. My wife &amp; I will only go there on a Saturday morning, before the busloads of New Yorkers arrive and when the hasidic contingent has to stay home for shabbat. Otherwise, it&#8217;s like a cross of Spanish Harlem, the Axis powers, and Samaria up there.<\/p>\n<p><em>See the whole <a href=\"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/category\/lost-in-the-supermarket\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lost in the Supermarket<\/a> series<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For this week&#8217;s installment of Lost in the Supermarket, I thought I&#8217;d hearken back to my doubleplusunkosher post by offering up . . . imitation crabmeat! Of course, it begs the question as to whether something this artificial is actually traife. As opposed to just a Bad Idea. This week, you get a bonus pic! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-the-imitations-of-crab\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lost in the Supermarket: The Imitations of Crab&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[379,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-the-supermarket","category-religion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Mq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3409,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/lost-in-the-supermarket-huskers-do","url_meta":{"origin":3002,"position":0},"title":"Lost in the Supermarket: Huskers Do","author":"Gil","date":"February 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Aw, shucks! 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