{"id":304,"date":"2004-07-02T11:55:48","date_gmt":"2004-07-02T15:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=304"},"modified":"2006-03-26T10:19:15","modified_gmt":"2006-03-26T15:19:15","slug":"that-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/that-hurts","title":{"rendered":"That hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mickey Kaus just referred to my car (the Honda Element) as a &#8220;fake panzer&#8221; in his <a href=\"http:\/\/slate.msn.com\/id\/2103009\/\" target=\"_blank\">review of the new Scion xB<\/a>. I considered buying the Scion, but discovered that it actually possesses a lawnmower engine, and thus would be impractical for the hills where I live.<\/p>\n<p>Mickey also writes: <em>Drive a Scion for a few days and you&#8217;ll see other cars the way Humbert Humbert saw college girls&#8211;as repulsively over-ripe.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mickey Kaus just referred to my car (the Honda Element) as a &#8220;fake panzer&#8221; in his review of the new Scion xB. I considered buying the Scion, but discovered that it actually possesses a lawnmower engine, and thus would be impractical for the hills where I live. Mickey also writes: Drive a Scion for a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/that-hurts\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;That hurts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-4U","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}