{"id":316,"date":"2004-08-18T22:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-19T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=316"},"modified":"2006-02-07T07:30:08","modified_gmt":"2006-02-07T12:30:08","slug":"do-they-pledge-black-bears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/do-they-pledge-black-bears","title":{"rendered":"Do they pledge black bears?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pity <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/West\/08\/18\/bear.beer.reut\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">this guy<\/a> didn&#8217;t get wasted up at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/08\/16\/party.schools.ap\/\" target=\"_blank\">SUNY Albany<\/a>. He probably could&#8217;ve rushed a couple of frats during his visit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pity this guy didn&#8217;t get wasted up at SUNY Albany. He probably could&#8217;ve rushed a couple of frats during his visit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-56","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}