{"id":5194,"date":"2010-04-10T17:32:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-10T21:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/?p=5194"},"modified":"2010-04-11T14:06:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T18:06:49","slug":"funny-books-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/funny-books-2","title":{"rendered":"Funny books"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During the height of the finance boom, I was able to get paid $375 per hour \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and a minimum of three hours \u00e2\u20ac\u201d by investment groups that wanted my advice about pharmaceutical facility acquisitions. I knew then that banks were going to implode. After all, people responsible for hundreds of millions \u00e2\u20ac\u201d if not billions \u00e2\u20ac\u201d in investments concluded I was an expert worth paying for advice? And that my advice was worth taking? The center could not hold.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad that I lead a relatively inextravagant lifestyle, because I managed to spend around $300 in little more than an hour at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moccany.org\/content\/mocca-festival\" target=\"_blank\">Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art Festival<\/a> today. Sadly, I actually budgeted that amount before heading into NYC for the event.<\/p>\n<p>The damage, in chronological order:<\/p>\n<p>1. Lincoln Tunnel toll: $8<\/p>\n<p>2. One-day admission: $12<\/p>\n<p>3. Jaime Hernandez illustration of Maggie Chascarillo (the 7th Jaime illustration I now own): $100<\/p>\n<p>4. Fantagraphics Books table: $90 (with tax)<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1560978007?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1560978007\">Big Baby<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1560978007\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by Charles Burns: $17 (includes a creepy drawing\/dedication from CB)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1606991558?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1606991558\">Low Moon<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1606991558\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by Jason: $25<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1606993240?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1606993240\">The Search for Smilin&#8217; Ed<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1606993240\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by Kim Deitch: $17<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_Kupperman\">Tales Designed to Thrizzle<\/a>, by Michael Kupperman: $5<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1606993402?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1606993402\">Weathercraft<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1606993402\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by Jim Woodring (I didn&#8217;t think this was coming out until this summer, so yay!): $20<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>5. Picturebox table: $25<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0978972279?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0978972279\">Storeyville<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0978972279\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by Frank Santoro: $25 (along with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/4509053818\/in\/photostream\/\" target=\"_blank\">pretty involved illustration by Frank,<\/a> for which I&#8217;m much obliged)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>6. Top Shelf table: $6<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dodgemlogic.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dodgem Logic<\/a>, by Alan Moore: $6<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>7. Drawn &amp; Quarterly table: $50 (with in-show discount)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>New edition of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1770460020?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1770460020\">Hicksville<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1770460020\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by Dylan Horrocks: $20<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1770460128?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1770460128\">Black Blizzard<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1770460128\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by Yoshihiro Tatsumi: $20<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1897299974?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=virtualmemories-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1897299974\">Market Day<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virtualmemories-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1897299974\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>, by James Sturm: $22<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>8. Barbecue turkey burger at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petestavern.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pete&#8217;s Tavern<\/a>: $11 w\/tip<\/p>\n<p>9. Parking: $13 w\/tip<\/p>\n<p><strong>Grand Total:<\/strong> $315 in a little more than an hour.<\/p>\n<p>So, um, if you know any investment groups that need advice on facility acquisitions, send &#8217;em my way!<\/p>\n<p>Because you&#8217;re all clamoring for it, here&#8217;s the Jaime drawing I bought.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"View 'maggie' on Flickr.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/67955868@N00\/4508399039\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2243\/4508399039_27d6b4e312_b.jpg?w=440\" alt=\"maggie\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>You can view <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/sets\/72157621787723479\/\" target=\"_blank\">all 7 of my Jaime illos over here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chimeraobscura\/sets\/72157623826586546\/\" target=\"_blank\">couple of pix from MoCCA are over here<\/a>.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the height of the finance boom, I was able to get paid $375 per hour \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and a minimum of three hours \u00e2\u20ac\u201d by investment groups that wanted my advice about pharmaceutical facility acquisitions. I knew then that banks were going to implode. After all, people responsible for hundreds of millions \u00e2\u20ac\u201d if not &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/funny-books-2\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Funny books&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27,26],"tags":[974,96],"class_list":["post-5194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-business","category-comics","tag-frank-santoro","tag-jaime-hernandez"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-1lM","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11356,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/episode-265-jaime-hernandez","url_meta":{"origin":5194,"position":0},"title":"Episode 265 &#8211; Jaime Hernandez","author":"Gil","date":"April 16, 2018","format":"audio","excerpt":"Virtual Memories Show 265: Jaime Hernandez \"Whenever I write Maggie & Hopey, they're always looking at the past, always thinking back about what they were. 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