{"id":61,"date":"2003-09-06T17:12:09","date_gmt":"2003-09-06T21:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=61"},"modified":"2005-12-04T10:03:25","modified_gmt":"2005-12-04T15:03:25","slug":"hail-to-the-chief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hail-to-the-chief","title":{"rendered":"Hail to the Chief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a busy week: a Labor Day drive down to Princeton to meet up with one of my best friends for lunch, a trip to Boston for a healthcare investor conference on Tuesday (where I stayed with another good friend in Worcester), a couple of late evenings in NYC (Thursday for a fiction reading by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0385720726\/voyantpublishing\" target=\"_blank\">Adam Haslett<\/a>, and Friday for a reading of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0374525269\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Designated Mourner<\/em><\/a> by my buddy, <a href=\"mailto:john.a.castro@verizon.net?subject=Well Donne\">John Castro<\/a>), and now a party to celebrate a friend&#8217;s elopement.<\/p>\n<p>There were a bunch of high points, including the moment of manic, mantic fire leaping from my pen as the idea for a novel struck me during lunch at PF Chang&#8217;s near Boston Common. More on that as it evolves.<\/p>\n<p>But the peak, at least physically, had to be when I got back to the Four Seasons hotel after lunch. Standing at the counter to check in was one of the tallest men I&#8217;d ever seen. His back was to me, but it was relatively clear to this detective that he was a basketball player (nearly 7 feet tall, black, and checking into the Four Seasons). So I pretended to have to rearrange things in my briefcase until he left the counter and I could see who he was.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s when I saw the face of the man alternately goofed on as &#8220;that big wooden Indian&#8221; and &#8220;that Easter Island statue-looking mo&#8217;fo'&#8221; by me and my friends for years. Yes, I was face-to-face (well, face-to-sternum, to be accurate) with Robert Parish, former center of the Boston Celtics. He was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame this weekend, so it made sense for him to come to Boston a few days early (the Hall is in Springfield, about 70 miles away).<\/p>\n<p>Which makes me think of how much I hated the Celtics in the 1980s, when they were always battling the Lakers in the NBA finals, and how much I grew to respect them, once they all got old and started retiring. I&#8217;m saving my long piece on that for another novel about mythology and death. You&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>Off to the elopement party. Wish the <a href=\"mailto:j_dentz@yahoo.com?subject=Congratulations!\">groom<\/a> good fortune.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a busy week: a Labor Day drive down to Princeton to meet up with one of my best friends for lunch, a trip to Boston for a healthcare investor conference on Tuesday (where I stayed with another good friend in Worcester), a couple of late evenings in NYC (Thursday for a fiction reading &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hail-to-the-chief\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hail to the Chief&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-Z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":258,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/notes-from-new-hampshire","url_meta":{"origin":61,"position":0},"title":"Notes from New Hampshire","author":"Gil","date":"June 19, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey, VM readers! 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