{"id":724,"date":"2005-11-15T09:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-15T14:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=724"},"modified":"2007-01-20T16:56:39","modified_gmt":"2007-01-20T21:56:39","slug":"on-the-bronsky-beat-ha-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/on-the-bronsky-beat-ha-ha","title":{"rendered":"On the Bronsky Beat (ha-ha)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of companies talk about &#8220;sales force synergies&#8221; when they merge, but they&#8217;re usually full of crap.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, it <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/home.businesswire.com\/portal\/site\/google\/index.jsp?ndmViewId=news_view&#038;newsId=20051115005543&#038;newsLang=en\">makes perfect sense<\/a> for Allergan (makers of Botox) to acquire Inamed (makes of boob implants)!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Since I was hanging up <\/em>Playboy<em> centerfolds when I was at the tender age of three, I like to think that I have &#8220;the leading breast aesthetics portfolio&#8221;, but hey.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of companies talk about &#8220;sales force synergies&#8221; when they merge, but they&#8217;re usually full of crap. On the other hand, it makes perfect sense for Allergan (makers of Botox) to acquire Inamed (makes of boob implants)! (Since I was hanging up Playboy centerfolds when I was at the tender age of three, I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/on-the-bronsky-beat-ha-ha\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;On the Bronsky Beat (ha-ha)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-bG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}