{"id":727,"date":"2005-11-12T09:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-12T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vmalt\/?p=727"},"modified":"2007-01-20T16:58:22","modified_gmt":"2007-01-20T21:58:22","slug":"phil-simms-is-not-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/phil-simms-is-not-gay","title":{"rendered":"Phil Simms is NOT gay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, you&#8217;d have a hard time proving that if you read <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.outsports.com\/nfl\/2004\/1108simmshomoerotic.htm\">this page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The official VM fiancee found this page while researching her OTHER fiancee, NFL referee Ed Hochuli. Seriously, we click through all the games each Sunday on League Pass just to see which one he&#8217;s reffing. She&#8217;s obsessed. 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