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Call me crazy, but I think the Intel ad guys came up with a slightly misleading tagline for their new ad campaign<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Uness the company’s opening a new chain of Centrino-powered strip clubs, I don’t think “Want incredible entertainment experiences in your lap?”<\/em> is where they really want to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Call me crazy, but I think the Intel ad guys came up with a slightly misleading tagline for their new ad campaign. Uness the company’s opening a new chain of Centrino-powered strip clubs, I don’t think “Want incredible entertainment experiences in your lap?” is where they really want to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-cl","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":355,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm","url_meta":{"origin":765,"position":0},"title":"DoubtsAccording to a magazine called\u2026","author":"Gil","date":"September 16, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"DoubtsAccording to a magazine called Expatica (for American expatriots living in Europe), German intel denies Die Welt's story about Syria testing chemical weapons in Darfur:German intelligence sources said Wednesday they had no information which could confirm a report claiming Syria had tested chemical weapons in cooperation with the government of\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":120,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/mistakes-were-made-dept-part-2","url_meta":{"origin":765,"position":1},"title":"“Mistakes Were Made” Dept., Part 2","author":"Gil","date":"January 29, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Yes, David Kay's report on intelligence failures re: WMDs in Iraq is harsh. 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