{"id":900,"date":"2006-04-03T13:12:11","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/write-your-own-caption\/"},"modified":"2006-04-03T13:12:11","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:12:11","slug":"write-your-own-caption","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/write-your-own-caption","title":{"rendered":"Write your own caption"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/sports\/baseball\/the-ultimate-time-capsule-photo-163984.php\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/images\/goodenstrawtyson.jpg?w=525\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s my coke, Dwight? I&#8217;m coming for you next, Darryl!&#8221; seems kinda pedestrian.<\/p>\n<p>That commenter who posted, &#8220;It&#8217;s sad when stars that bright fade into Bolivian,&#8221; deserves a medal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s my coke, Dwight? I&#8217;m coming for you next, Darryl!&#8221; seems kinda pedestrian. That commenter who posted, &#8220;It&#8217;s sad when stars that bright fade into Bolivian,&#8221; deserves a medal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-ew","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}