{"id":947,"date":"2006-05-10T05:21:15","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T10:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hoopalike\/"},"modified":"2006-05-10T05:25:43","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T10:25:43","slug":"hoopalike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hoopalike","title":{"rendered":"Hoopalike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentleman, the <a href=\"http:\/\/nbadraft.net\/actorteam.asp\" target=\"_blank\">basketball\/celebrity lookalike page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I think <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kxtv.com\/sports\/kings2002\/players\/clark.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Keon Clark<\/a> looks more like Delroy Lindo than Lamar Odom does, but that Bill Walton one is just cruel.<\/p>\n<p><em>(This came up because Amy marveled over how much <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/nba\/players\/profile?statsId=3602\" target=\"_blank\">Drew Gooden<\/a> looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ray_Nagin\" target=\"_blank\">Ray Nagin<\/a>, and marveled over why I never pointed this out to her when the Cavs were playing, since I&#8217;m a fount of useless hoops factoids and commentary.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentleman, the basketball\/celebrity lookalike page. Personally, I think Keon Clark looks more like Delroy Lindo than Lamar Odom does, but that Bill Walton one is just cruel. (This came up because Amy marveled over how much Drew Gooden looks like Ray Nagin, and marveled over why I never pointed this out to her &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/hoopalike\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hoopalike&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basketball"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-fh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":302,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/i-thought-hed-be-the-indian","url_meta":{"origin":947,"position":0},"title":"I thought he&#8217;d be the Indian","author":"Gil","date":"July 3, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I thought I'd have some indignation regarding this story on Colin Powell's singing disco at an Asian security meeting in Jakarta.Instead, I marveled over the coincidence of the song & get-up he chose, and their similarity to a friend-of-a-friend's award-winning design for a pack of condoms.It's been a strange little\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1237,"url":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/humans-from-erf","url_meta":{"origin":947,"position":1},"title":"Humans from Erf","author":"Gil","date":"December 6, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Amy & I were clicking around this evening and came across Battlefield: Earth. 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