{"id":949,"date":"2006-05-12T08:51:05","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T13:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/bagel-day\/"},"modified":"2006-05-12T08:51:05","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T13:51:05","slug":"bagel-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/bagel-day","title":{"rendered":"Bagel day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s my ninth anniversary at my job. I almost got myself fired several times in my first year here, so I consider it an achievement that I managed to work my way up to a position of responsibility over the years. The company has around 50 people, and I just figured out that only 10 of them have been here longer than I have.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always goofed on my lack of commitment and my general flightiness, but I have to admit that I&#8217;m pretty stable and devoted about work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s my ninth anniversary at my job. I almost got myself fired several times in my first year here, so I consider it an achievement that I managed to work my way up to a position of responsibility over the years. The company has around 50 people, and I just figured out that only 10 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/bagel-day\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bagel day!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-suburbs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4C7K-fj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimeraobscura.com\/vm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}