Rufus and the Power-Up

If I described the leaps & twirls Rufus makes when I get ready to feed him, you’d think I was exaggerating. Once I give him one nibble from his food, he leaps in circles as though he’s got his paws on a power-up icon from a Marios Bros. game.

See? I don’t do him justice.

It’s like this every single time I feed him, twice a day.

Too Big To Fail?

Here’s my From the Editor column from the March issue of my magazine. Enjoy:

Too Big To Fail?

The pharmaceutical industry is experiencing a deepening productivity crisis. The industry’s preferred escape mechanism from this predicament has been to increase investment in current business activities — primarily R&D and sales — to sustain productivity levels or, ideally, to exploit economies of scale. This has been implemented through organic growth of critical resources and/or M&A. The fact that productivity continues to decline after a decade of vigorous growth in investment levels, and against a background of increasing company size, bears testament to the fallibility of this strategy.

We published those words in the June 2002 issue of Contract Pharma, in an article called Networked Pharma, by Jennifer Coe of Datamonitor, which discussed “innovative strategies to overcome margin deterioration.” I cited the passage above in that issue’s From the Editor page, as I argued that “economies of scale” shouldn’t be a compelling reason for $10+ billion companies to acquire $8 billion companies.

A month later, Pfizer bought Pharmacia for $60 billion.

Almost seven years later, the industry is still experiencing that productivity crisis. And Pfizer just bid $68 billion for Wyeth.

I admit that I was naïve in the ways of business and industry back in 2002, but I have to say that my opinions on mega-mergers haven’t changed much. As I wrote then:

My problem with mega-mergers is that, after the pipeline has been temporarily sated (although it remains to be seen whether the original problems with the pipeline are going to crop up again), the buying company is left to integrate tens of thousands of workers, reprioritize drugs in development by both firms, and meet unrealistic sales and savings projections. Typically, this last part is only accomplished by jettisoning a portion of those thousands of workers, creating more short-term disarray.

Sure, it’s possible that the Pharmacia deal would have worked out for Pfizer had Cox-2 inhibitors (like Celebrex and Bextra) not been hammered by Merck’s Vioxx withdrawal, but we can’t prove a counterfactual.

So now, as every major pharma company is slimming down, reducing salesforce, closing or selling off manufacturing sites and shuttering labs, the industry’s biggest player is doubling down by acquiring a competitor that has strengths in small molecule R&D, vaccines/biologics and consumer health, but also faces patent expirations and an R&D slowdown of its own.

There’s been plenty of speculation from analysts and industry figures as to why Pfizer chose to pursue this type of deal, rather than going after small biopharmas and tech-based startups. Is it for the R&D model, the current revenues, the vaccines, the lower-margin-but-more-consistent consumer business? Is it to achieve even greater size? Frankly, I can’t see much value in being able to say, “We’re #1!” at a time when “too big to fail” has become an epithet.

In the acquisition announcement, Pfizer stated, “It is expected that no drug will account for more than 10% of the combined company’s revenue in 2012.” Given that Lipitor, which currently accounts for 25% of Pfizer’s sales, will be falling off the board by 2011, it’s possible they could have achieved this goal without adding Wyeth’s roster of products.

A lot of things have changed since 2002, but I still think that mega-consolidation — in any industry — rapidly transitions from “too big to fail” to “too big to succeed.”

—Gil Y. Roth

ENGLISH! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

I had to read several paragraphs into this press release —

merckkgabio

— before I realized that Merck KGaA’s bio-unit was not actually planning to exit San Diego.

My next job title

We get a lot of fun/strange product-new press releases and conference announcements by mail at our magazines. I find it funny that people spend money on print mail for this stuff, rather than using e-mail, but I guess they think that editors prefer retyping press releases and manually scanning images.

Sometimes Mr. Postman brings us bad news. Until last month I had no idea that there was an annual conference called Mega Rust, and now . . . well, I’m just insulted that they never sent me an invitation. Sob!

Today’s mail brought a new product announcement for a new crane from Air Technical Industries. I was about to throw it out when I noticed the headline of the release:

VERSATILE MULTI-TASKING JIB-MASTER

If I saw a help-wanted ad with that headline, I’d send ’em my resume on the spot!

Wednesday 0-fer

You may not have realized it, dear reader, but I’ve actually been adhering to a somewhat regular schedule with some of this blog’s features. Monday is What It Is day, Tuesday’s are for Lost in the Supermarket, Wednesday is 0-fer day, and Friday brings us Unrequired Reading! (Since Friends went off the air, Thursdays have been a bleak time for me.) (Just kidding; I’ve never actually seen a full episode of Friends, but that doesn’t mean it qualifies as an 0-fer.)

Maybe I’ll put up a sidebar that breaks out the schedule and shows the most recent post in each series. Considering how long it took me to go through my blogroll and pare away sites I’m no longer interested in (while adding a bazillion sites I’ve lately discovered), I wouldn’t hold my breath for that.

Anyway, I went downstairs to my library yesterday to figure out who this week’s 0-fer should be. There are plenty of candidates, as I’ve bought far too many books over the course of my life by far too many authors whom I’ll never get around to even sampling. Still, there’s no fun in bringing up an 0-fer whom no one has ever heard of (“Why, you’ve never read J.A. Macgillivray?!”), so I combed the shelves until I came up with . . .

D.H. Lawrence!

Yup! I’ve never read a word of his stuff: not Sons & Lovers, nor Lady Chatterley’s Lover, nor Women in Love, nor any other of the Love-related titles. Possibly for that reason.

A pal of mine from grad school has offered to read some Lawrence with me in a remote book club, but I’ve hemmed and hawed about that, since I’d feel too much pressure to

  1. read the book
  2. have something smart to say about it

Even though that’s, like, what I do.

Dam fine morning

There’ll probably be a long-ass, rambling, depressing post later today, but for the moment, enjoy the view: