Easter! The holiday when my Christian pals celebrate the resurrection of Jesus! The holiday when kids paint eggs(?)! The holiday when my wife devours stale Peeps! The holiday when people eat chocolate bunnies! Or, um . . . not:
“GRANDBUNNY”? Looks more like “sadbunny” to me. Herr Heffelflopper has heffelflopped.
Halloween’s comin’! Time to eat way too much candy and suffer intestinal distress! Or, to phrase it another way, it’s, uh, time to pass the hot pumpkin:
Yuck. I don’t know why this needs to include a party music CD, but I guess I’ve led a sheltered life.
(Yeah, I know CVS isn’t technically a supermarket, but hey.)
Is it cheating to run a Lost in the Supermarket from the “ethnic foods” aisle? Not when it features the smiley Puerto Rican Walt Whitman-homage guy! According to Wikipedia, El Jibarito is a sandwich that was invented in Puerto Rico in 1991, so I like to think of this can’s mascot as Puerto Rico’s foremost practitioner of the menage a, um, tres:
I was hoping that “Pois Congo” meant something more exciting than “Congo peas,” but life is filled with disappointment.