a) Well, I think that puts the steroid scandal into perspective.
b) Selig really needs to do something about locker-room hazing.
c) Nothing says, “Happy Valentine’s Day!” like tainting your star’s back.
d) Boy, the weekend editors at the NYPost really have it in for the Yankees, huh?
Based on what’s going to come out of camp in defense of him….this headline will actually make complete sense.