Persian Perspective

The Brooding Persian writes:

O.K. I read your piece on The Passion a few times and was left needing more. You always pull back the moment I expect otherwise — sort of like the stiffness you described experiencing in the gathering of the practicing religious friends who wanted to make a (what was it, honest? real?) Jew out of you; or when you promised to let us know why you carried a suitcase around and never did.

I read and talk to people mostly out of curiosity about their take on matters I have my takes on. We read different things and move in different circles and that makes it all the more interesting. If I want to read theology, I read theology — there all gazillion different interpretations and I struggle with them as I presume others do as well. But why is it that this particular fellow I talk to feels the need to insist on this particular flavor of interpretation? What makes him tick? What does it do for him? What does his choice tell me about this particular individual who happens to have peeked my curiosity.

Take your eloquently passionate friend who argues that there are millions who believe they want to go to heaven to fuck 72 virgins. If in a bar, I might play along and have a few laughs. But do I really believe that millions make a million decisions a day really always thinking ultimately of fucking 72 virgins? I don’t care who she is, what religion she believes in, whether she is an actress, a construction worker, a writer or a stripper. I am after the impulses — that bundle of visceral reactions that make her choose to believe in this particular version of causation when observing religious disposition of a segment of humanity.

So then, the question for me; why is it you feel so pissed about this movie?

The planet is/has always been filled with ‘sects’ I take an interest in them, for sometimes sects are the most interesting things around and often the most dangerous. No cogent argument here for ignoring them.

Same goes for Mad Max on Theology. Do any of us really want to be always trapped within a particular role in our lives? Can’t we expect to break out and redefine ourselves?Transform ourselves and others? To move on and have others move on with us? Leave theology to theologians? I want the fucking theologians to stop having monopoly over theological issue . . . perhaps we all end up better/happier/safer for the move.

So give me that impulse. I think we all have it. I had a nightmare last night and woke up sweating. You know what it was? Me in a hood — the type pulled — all too often — over the head of the Afghans and the Iraqis. See, I might give you a thousands and one different accounts of why Bush really is pissing me off. But deep down it comes down to the hood. That is my honest, visceral take on the American campaign in the Middle East. I sit in my apartment each night expecting/waiting for the knock . . . but no nightmares. I have been shot in the face . . . attacked by a sword . . . plane accident, to no real effect. But I just can’t shake the goddamn hood even if it has nothing to do with me. What is it you can’t shake about this movie? Or am I simply just fucked up? (Hint: rhetorical-you don’t have to answer)

Simple Things

Doesn’t take much to make me happy. The other day, my publisher and I were leaving a Thai restaurant in Nyack, NY, where we had pretty tasty lunch. We passed a little indy record store. My publisher stopped and looked in the window. “Hey! Hootie & the Blowfish Greatest Hits!” he said.

“Ooh!” I replied. “A new Zero 7 record!”

I hurried in to buy it. My publisher looked over the Hootie record and was disappointed to find that, of the 14 tracks, 8 of them came from the first album.

I, meanwhile, beamed over the prospect of hearing new music from Zero 7. Their first album is one of my faves of recent years, with a song that has muscled its way onto the non-permanent roster of my favorite songs ever (like the UN Security Council, 5 songs have a permanent membership, while another 10 songs get a temporary place on the list).

So pardon me if I chill out for a while.

In Other News

I don’t want readers to think I’m spending all my time worked up about Mel Gibson’s theology. In fact, I spent most of yesterday working with Vince on the rec-room in my house, which I’m trying to convert into a library/study of epic proportions. We made some pretty good strides with that reclamation project. Photos to come, when the room is finished.

Also, we managed to get The Heaviest Treadmill of All Time upstairs to my living room, so I can run while watching hoops, listening to the iPod or fulminating about Mel Gibson’s theology. Evidently, the makers of the LifeFitness Sport ST-55 thought it would be funny to incorporate dwarf-star matter into the construction of its treadmills.

While I did some final install stuff to the treadmill, Vince called me over to the dining room window. Three deer were outside, rooting through the leaves and grass (more leaves than grass, unfortunately). Two more wandered into view. He said, “You’ve got a herd of ’em!”

Then they heard a noise, and bolted for the woods, followed by four more. So, in total, there were nine deer meandering through my yard and looking for food. They move beautifully, like suggestions of motion, fluid then sharply zig-zagging. I continue to live a life of wonders.

Time to go sandpaper yesterday’s spackling work.

Conversation Continues

My coworker Jack liked the previous entry about the Passion, and wrote:

Jim has said well what so many of us try to say. I guess that’s what separates the men from the matzoh.

One minor observation in response to his comment about visiting Golgotha and feeling it, the weight of the slaughter. I was there a couple of years ago and there is no Golgotha. The christians built a church there. Actually, warring factions of christians built a pile of chapels there. No hill, no nothing. Just rooms with candles and incense and red and gold fabrics and every possible bit of religious crap you can imagine. So no, you can’t feel it there. What you do feel is your wallet, as you clutch it in a protective grasp.

Yet More Responses

It doesn’t seem like all of Christendom is mad at me because of that entry I wrote about the Passion flick. One guy writes:

You seem very passionate about the passion. Im sorry that you feel so bad about this movie but it is an accurate depiction of the life and death of Christ according to the scriptures. Before you take other peoples word about how bad it is, maybe you should just watch it. Or just ask someone who has what it was about. Maybe Mel Gibson was just an actor, but even Christ himself was the son of a carpenter and no scholar. Just my opinion.

This ignores the fact that I haven’t made any judgements about this movie being good or bad. I’ve argued that Mel Gibson’s interpretation of religion is irrelevant. Also, as my buddy Vince points out, “How can you have an accurate depiction of the life and death of Christ according to the scriptures? They contradict each other!”

Vince’s friend Jim of his wrote a review of the flick. I haven’t checked out his site yet:

Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ is not a film about Jesus. It is also not a film about history or figures that move through history affecting humanity and the events of history. It is a film about Christianity. More to the point, it is a clumsily packaged Hollywood depiction of 1,500 years of Catholicism. It is religious propaganda. And I do not use the term pejoratively. Every piece of art with a point of view is more or less propaganda, but let’s call a spade a spade: If Gibson, a devout traditionalist Catholic set forth to espouse his faith and depict the center of his own passion; mission accomplished. But this movie, like Christianity, has nothing to do with any Jesus of Nazareth.

Let me put it this way; Passion is not unlike Oliver Stone’s JFK. Not too much JFK in there, unless we see his head coming apart on his wife’s lap. No PT-109, no Harvard, no senator, no president, or Bay of Pigs, or Cuban Missile Crisis or Marilyn Monroe. His head coming apart. Over and over and over. JFK is about assassination theories. Passion is about the Christian obsession with sacrificial blood ritual.

Watching this film took me back to the days of sitting in church as a kid and expecting to see or hear anything about Jesus underneath all the ritualistic dogma. It’s damned frustrating, and hard to argue that the context of which has inspired horror shows like the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust. But it also doesn’t mean it cannot be revisited as art either. Although, for me, it would have been more compelling had it not been more of the same damn thing.

Beyond the ultra-Hollywood violence – jacked up a notch for the video game generation – we get the usual stuff here. Christ dying for our sins. He comes. He dies. End of story. No back-story. No politics. No spirituality. No philosophy. No revolution. No mission. No life affirming usably enlightened theories about embracing empathy and discovering divinity. Suffering. Death. Good drama. Big box office, but no Jesus.

Once again, we get lifeless puppet characters playing their parts in a suicide pact with God, sufficiently answering the question, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” Because when viewed through the lens of Biblical faith – replete with the Lord killing innocents all over the place – and all the evidence in Gibson’s film, the verdict is clear: God killed Christ. Or, more to the point of Gibson’s way of thinking, we forced God to kill him. Kind of like the Jewish authorities forcing Pontius Pilate to kill Christ.

(place plaintive sigh here)

Admittedly, the thing is aptly named. After all it is The Passion of the Christ, although I would have preferred, Jesus Gets it for Opening His Big Mouth, or This is What Happens When One Love’s One’s Enemies. But it’s hard to argue that the very essence of the gospel’s enlightened Nazarene, a charismatic healer exalted by an inspiring philosophy leading a penetratingly gorgeous spiritual movement is sucked right out. In its stead we have a pawn for sadomasochistic mayhem; what I like to call the Euro-Christ.

But even two millennia of Christian rhetoric has yet to erase the impact of the historical Yeshua of Nazareth, from the Council of Nicea to Godspell. Yet this movie manages to do it. I didn’t think it was possible, but Mel Gibson actually succeeds in portraying a completely empty depiction of Jesus Christ.

Not that actor James Caviezel doesn’t capture the Catholic Christ pretty well; a vessel for torture and death set up as humanity’s sacrificial lamb by the sadistic Lord God of the Israelites. He portrays a great punching dummy and the make-up people did a bang-up job. Lots of pain, but again, no Jesus. Lots of blood and suffering and reams of Catechism, but no Jesus.

So, in a sense, Passion is the perfect Christian art, an animated version of Renaissance paintings, (Gibson claims he endeavored to recreate Caravaggio’s gruesome images) but not particularly good art at that; effective, in that it has caused a stir like most viable art, but poor in the literal sense. The way smearing a painting of the Virgin Mary in elephant dung is a sensationalistic artistic statement, but as a gripping, meaningful rendering, it’s lousy.

As a movie, Passion is bad. The acting is predictably stiff, the set-design sub par for a Biblical epic, the music surprisingly non-descript and the directing ham-fisted. I usually don’t like religiously themed films, but most give me at least a moment of chills or reflection, an uplifting of heart or a distinct feeling of something. This thing drones from the opening frame and settles into two-dimensional drudgery.

However, I cannot engage in hypocritical blather about “too much violence” here. You want to concentrate compulsively on first century Roman scourging and crucifixion as a means for redemption, fine; but its not going to be pretty. This kind of thing went on all the time in first century Jerusalem. Hundreds upon thousands slaughtered by Roman governors. Take a trip to Golgotha now and see if you don’t feel it. Not unlike, I’m sure, sitting in Auschwitz or Dachau today.

But I would forget theological debate and historical content when judging Passion. It is poor storytelling packaged as a religious tool. Period. This might be great for some, namely fanatical Christians, but as forceful narrative, it is disappointing. And it is certainly no “true depiction” of historical events in any way, shape or form. Gibson picks and chooses his gospel versions like mad scientist forcing a solution. He might have been better off from a theological stand-point to stick with, say, the Gospel of John, which dominates most of the storyline, instead of jumping all over the Biblical map to suit an agenda. Although, once again, a good framework for religious theory, but hardly accurate.

When I heard about this project some two years ago, I was finishing up the manuscript to my last book, a story based on my trip to Israel in search of the historical Jesus. I was excited about the prospect of hearing the gospel characters speak in their original dialect, and the promised “realistic depiction” of the ordinarily sanitized crucifixion scenes of earlier Hollywood efforts. But even I was left feeling I’d just seen the last ten minutes of “Scarface” for two hours.

Finally, Gibson nor the actors, or anyone connected to the making of this thing should feel badly. Based on concepts like “Jesus Christ was born to suffer and die for the sins of humankind” and “in suffering there is cleansing” all the participants can be nothing if not merely chess pieces in a fixed game. And that is how the characters in this film go about their business, like marionettes marching in step to a mystical slaying.

(place despondent wail here)

It is my fault for expecting to see anything else. The film’s popularity (beyond pure curiosity and pack mentality) speaks to the human condition to be drawn to signature moments that usurp the entirety of an event, or to miss it completely.

We read about a warrior for peace slain in his prime and choose to remember him with a gory effigy of torture and death.