Question of the week

I listened to Howard Stern honor Grandpa Al Lewis this morning. He contended that Grandpa should’ve gotten co-billing with Betty Friedan on the front page of the NYTimes. He mentioned that the Munsters was the greatest TV show of all time.

I, on the other hand, was much more of an Addams Family fan. I have no idea if we can draw conclusions about someone’s character from that, the way fans of the Three Stooges are qualitatively different than Marx Bros. fans.

So I’m putting it to you, dear reader! Which is it? The Munsters or the Addams Family? And why?

History of violence, or lack thereof

Radley Balko has a piece in the Washington Post about Salvatore Culosi, that unarmed optometrist who was accidentally shot to death by a SWAT team:

Fairfax apparently serves all of its search warrants with SWAT teams. But officials and county residents need to ask themselves if they want to live in a community in which routine police work and vice warrants are carried out by officers armed with gear more appropriate to a battlefield. Their answer may determine whether Salvatore Culosi represents an accident or a trend.

Brand X

There’s a neat cover article on BusinessWeek this week about how GDP methodology misses the impact of R&D and other knowledge-based expenditures. The writers contend that outdated methods of measuring the economy have made government stats pretty useless. More to the point, they argue that factoring in this “dark matter” will alter our view on the trade deficit.

While showing that the economy is stronger than the accepted stats show, the missing info also explains why the recent recession was worse than it appeared:

Factoring in the knowledge economy also helps us understand why the recession of 2001 seemed worse than the official statistics showed — and why the recovery was so slow. According to the published numbers, the six-month recession of 2001 was so mild the business sector actually grew at a modest 0.4% pace that year. By 2003, however, more than 3 million private sector jobs had disappeared.

One reason for this disconnect is simple: Corporations hacked back their budgets for R&D, advertising, training, and so forth. Yes, that canceled out a ton of high-paying jobs, but had no direct effect on GDP. Remember that R&D and other intangible business investments are not currently counted as national output. Therefore, when a company laid off an engineer doing long-term product development but kept selling the same number of its old products, GDP stayed the same. Productivity even went up, because fewer workers were producing the same amount of output. And if that laid-off engineer went to work, say, building houses? National output might even have risen.

I have no training as an economist (if you’re looking for that stuff, go to Jane Galt and Dismally, and follow some their blogroll links), so I can’t make any substantial assessment about the thesis. As a layman, it seems to hold up with some of my observations about the business world. I mean, the shift of expenditures from capital projects to R&D mirrors some of what my day job is about.

I work on a magazine about outsourcing in the pharma/biopharma industry. The “lesson” of the industry (and of industry in general) is, “If you don’t do it well, don’t do it in-house.” There’s a lot of business-speak about “core/critical competencies,” “skill sets,” etc., but the key is the use of outsourcing/contract service providers to handle tasks that a company is either unable or unwilling to do on its own.

Often, this can boil down to a company’s decision to avoid a massive capital expenditure on a drug facility. While the finished in-house facility may be able to produce Drug X at a lower unit cost than a contract manufacturer could, the resulting tie-up of capital has to be factored into the equation. Also, the flexibility of working with a contractor can trump the fixed costs of running that in-house facility when there’s not enough demand for Drug X.

This isn’t to say that big companies (in my industry) are all abandoning their in-house manufacturing processes. In the last few weeks, Amgen’s made a bunch of announcements about plowing billions into its own facilities. But they’re also pretty darn confident in their sales projections for their products.

But a lot of pharma outsourcing is conducted by smaller companies that know they can’t invest in manufacturing. They have to develop intellectual property, and I’m not sure how that gets evaluated, especially if they don’t have a product on the market yet.

Anyway, just like with that post about News Corp.’s wireless strategy, I find this stuff fascinating. If you do, then read the article.

And if you wanna take up any points with the author, go to his blog entry about it.

Out of Toon

Comicsreporter reporter (and occasional VM contributor) Tom Spurgeon has a good roundup of posts about the Danish cartoons that goof on Muhammad.

I have a couple of archive posts that get at the subject of intolerance-through-art. In Weighing In, I touch on the subject of how, when people of other faiths are “offended,” they protest or call for boycotts. I cited The Last Temptation of Christ in that one, but you could say the same about Spike Lee’s caricature Jews in Jungle Fever. You didn’t see Jews calling for Lee to be killed. They just shut off the flow of money to his accounts and made sure none of the major networks covered his new movies.

In Who’s Smarter? I explain that Salman Rushdie doesn’t stack up to Madonna.

I’m happy that the managing editor of France Soir took a stand, in solidarity with the press’ right to goof on just about anyone, and bummed that the French Egyptian owner of the paper fired his ass, in solidarity with the culture of resentment.

Piss? Christ!

Matt Welch, a contributing editor at libertarian magazine Reason, is now assistant editorial page editor at the LATimes. The paper required him to give a urine sample to help keep the LATimes a “drug-free workplace”. Those of you who know anytihng about libertarianism know how funny this is.

Yet it’s been company policy for at least 18 years that every new hire excrete on command while a rubber-gloved nurse waits outside with her ear plastered to the door. Those who test positive for illegal drugs don’t get their promised job, on grounds that someone who can’t stay off the stuff long enough to pass a one-time, advance-notice screening might have a problem. (And yes, it has happened in the newsroom a handful of times.) This despite the fact that we generally don’t operate machinery heavier than a coffee pot, aren’t likely to sell our secrets to blackmailing Russkies and are supposed to be at least theoretically representative of typical Americans.

Because guess what? The typical American — and just about every journalist I’ve ever asked — has already tried marijuana at least once before the age of 25, according to the government’s National Survey on Drug Use and Health. What’s more, despite 35 years and billions of dollars’ worth of taxpayer-financed propaganda to the contrary, most of those who’ve inhaled didn’t collapse through the “gateway” into desperate heroin addiction or “Traffic”-style sex slavery. George W. Bush turned out all right (at least on paper), as did Al Gore, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Walton, Michael Bloomberg and millions more.

Welch’s plight reminds me of a great comic strip by Evan Dorkin, called (something like) “Ayn Rand in Hollywood.”

It’s a 3-panel strip. In panel 1, Rand is typing away at her desk. A production manager runs in and says, “The director says we need to cut 2 pages from the last scene.”

Panel 2 is wordless, with Rand staring into the distance.

In panel 3, she says, “Sure thing!”

More on Hamas

Richard Posner’s take jibes with mine (but is much more informed).

Christopher Hitchens’ take does not jibe with mine (but is much more informed).

Meanwhile, the best thing about this Washington Post opinion piece by Mousa Abu Marzook is the author’s byline:

The writer is deputy political bureau chief of the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas). He has a U.S. doctorate in engineering and was indicted in the United States in 2004 as a co-conspirator on racketeering and money-laundering charges in connection with activities on behalf of Hamas dating to the early 1990s, before the organization was placed on the list of terrorist groups. He was deported to Jordan in 1997.

My aforementioned take is over here.

The juniper berry has a very deadly kiss

In my ongoing mission to find a good gin, I’ve had some ups and downs.

Up? Why, Tanqueray No. 10, which was the first premium brand of gin I tried out. It taught me that there is a difference betwen the cheap(ish) stuff and the higher price stuff.

Down? Well, maybe I got a bad bottle, but Hendricks was a massive disappointment. It taught me that, even though you have a high price (around $27 for a 750 ml bottle), you might taste like crap.

So I had no great expectations when I tried the humorously named Wet by Beefeater this week (note: “this week” does not necessarily mean that I go through a bottle of this stuff every week). I bought it on a whim, while Amy was picking up some Rieslings at the Wine Library.

It was a mid-price point brand ($18 for 750ml), and had classier packaging than the regular brand. And that was enough to sway me. I’m easy.

So how does it stack up? It’s awfully darn good in my standard gin & tonic combo. It has a really interesting “high note” that I couldn’t place. I checked out the label and realized that it’s infused with pear. Amy liked it in the martini I made for her, so we’re willing to Nick-and-Nora it up with a gin called Wet by Beefeater for a while.

If you come by for the Superbowl next week, I promise to make one of my un-American drinks for you. It’ll go well with Amy’s Frito-pie.