Methinks someone in J.Crew’s color-naming department has a sense of humor:
If they start selling a Peat Bag soon, I’ll know something is up.
(I still haven’t gotten around to writing about our TCAF weekend, but you should go read Chester Brown’s new book, Paying For It
As I’m sure I’ve mentioned on numerous occasions, I’m not happy about the decline of bookstores in the digital age. I’ve spent countless hours wandering through bookshops of all sizes, listening for The Call, entranced by the simple notion of all those possibilities. Any one of those books could have been some sort of key into who I am, or who I was to become.
Now I have a library that can keep me occupied for the rest of my days. It’s likely I’ll never work my way through, but I’m happy to be surrounded by all these volumes and all they have to tell me. (Here’s a decent — but a bit obvious and silly — essay about how you can never keep up. I mean, you should probably read it, but don’t feel obliged.)
For the most part, I feel like I’ve left bookstores behind. If I spy a nice indie one, I’ll stop in and take a look around. On a jaunt through NYC a few weeks ago, I made a few pickups at The Strand and St. Mark’s Books (mainly, I just re-upped my supply of Hicksville
The chain bookstores? Well, let me share with you a pair of stories from the past week.
Last Friday, I stopped in at a not-yet-closing-down Borders during lunch. It’s around the corner from my office, and I didn’t want to head back to work right away. I looked through the magazine section first. I picked up Esquire’s Black Book for spring/summer ’11, because that’s who I am, okay? Quit being so judgmental and just praise my newfound fashion sense!
I drifted through the store for a bit. I took a look at the Graphic Novel (oh, how I hate that term) section, where I saw Dan Clowes’ new book, Mister Wonderful
Amazon turned out to be selling it for $10.50, almost 50% off. So I bought it through my Amazon app there and then, figuring I could wait a few days for it.
I still had that Esquire special ish, so I walked up front with that. There was a line 12 people long, with two cashiers working. I put the Black Book back on the shelf and left
Is it weird that I don’t mind waiting a few days for Mister Wonderful to be delivered to my door, but I do mind standing on line for 10 minutes with old people and housewives during my lunch hour to buy a magazine?
On Tuesday, I stopped at Paramus Park mall to grab some Chik-Fil-A (grilled chicken sandwich sans bun, since I’m triyng to keep kosher for Pesach). There’s a Books-A-Million in the food court area and, even though I once vowed to boycott that chain (they wouldn’t carry a book I was publishing), I thought I’d look around and see if they had any remainders that caught my eye.
I was happy to discover Tony Judt’s book Reappraisals
I walked up to the three cash registers, where I waited two full minutes for a cashier to sell me the book. None showed up, and no employee was in sight of the register area. I put the book down on the register and left.
Yes, I took a picture before leaving:
So I got my grilled chicken and waffle fries (not made with corn oil, or so they said), sat down at a table, tapped the Kindle App on my iPhone, and started reading a bio/sketch/essay from Cultural Amnesia, picking up just where I left off with my e-book the night before.
I feel sad for smaller, independent bookstores that can’t survive the transition to digital. I don’t know what their value proposition will be, to entice readers to spend more than they “have” to on books. But the big chains? They can suck my nuts. They’re so dysfunctional, they can’t even sell me something when I want to buy it.
P.S.: St. Mark’s Books is where my wife & I first laid eyes on each other. I’ll always buy a little something there; that’s my idea of a value proposition.
It’s time for another month’s worth of tweets and funny links, dear readers! Remember, you can keep up with these more easily by following my feed at twitter.com/groth18!
The Things He Carried (he being @acontinuouslean)
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Even in @ArcadiaBroadway I am. yfrog.com/gy1r6hvj
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Great @michaelbierut piece on 15 years of design-work for United.
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EVERYONE has trouble finding their way around #neworleans
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Wisdom from #TomFord: (I still wear shorts, but I’m in the ‘burbs, so hey.)
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NYC: dancing in the ’70s wasn’t all Soul Train
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@jeremoss lays a palimpsest over 7th Ave. bet. 47 & 48: #vanishingNY
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The Arab world’s greatest contribution to society? #Coffee! #justmyopinion
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My top symptom of depression is when I’m convinced I’d fail a #TuringTest. Spambots have it easier than I do
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Kindasorta pet sounds (via @bldgblog) #bringthenoise
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@thebookslut (whom I’m hoping to interview soon for my podcast) on writers and their politics: #KnutthePolarNazi
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I gotta get around to reading #Lanark sometime, since a trusted pal gave it to me a while ago: #andIshouldvisitGlasgow
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Good thing they didn’t goof on @DeadliestCatch: #nabokov
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Explaining the Northern Lights: #auroraborealis (make sure you watch this time-lapse video that shows up at the end)
The Aurora from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.
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Why do people get angry? #theydriveinNJ #iwouldhaveaskedforHappyGilmore
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Cutest thing ever: greyhound puppy edition #greyhound #sickeninglycute
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Mallrats of 1990: I was no great shakes back then either: #napoleondynamite
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RT @radleybalko – Prosecutor: “You bet your ass I ain’t gonna be mean to Willie Nelson.â€
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I did a #screenhijack of the electronic billboard at the Annapolis Mall in ’94 and posted some @danielclowes messages.
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I’m loving me these Out of Print t-shirts: #nakedlunch #mobydick
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“Militant” bombing of bus stop in #Jerusalem: #goodthingitsnotterrorism
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GREAT piece on the big problem with Big Idea books: #jointheclub #iwouldntjoinanyclubthatwouldtakemeasamember
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Holi isn’t the same without #karlpilkington #anidiotabroad
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The (Frank) King of Gift Shops: #gasolinealley
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Fear & Loathing in LV, 40 years later. #hst
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I really gotta get to re-reading #thucydides sometime. http://bit.ly/i6mQmJ
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Coincidentally, I have #Impromptu coming in from @netflix tomorrow: #chopin #liszt
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Cheech & Chong should sue for royalties: #nicedreams
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How to kill a zombie: #themoreyouknow
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No pic of Spencer Tracy playing Ultimate Frisbee? (thanks, @kottke!) #katherinehepburn
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Hey, @kottke! I see your #katherinehepburn and raise you a #farrahfawcett!#sk8ergirl
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Swaziland’s king faces strikes! He should name Richard E. Grant as his successor! #withnailandswazis #wahwah
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Speaking of #richardegrant, let’s have lunch! #whenisthenextbookcomingout
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Is @gsk about to relive #officespace? #ibelieveyouhavemystapler
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Neoconservatives: advocates of a new managerial state. Also, kindasorta fascist?
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@simondoonan on the flattering adjacent and the $12k jacket: #pythonsareexpensive
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@nytimes to conduct digital experiment on Canadians! #greatwhitepaywall #blamecanada
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@gregbeato offers an ode to the mall: #somehowradioshackisstillinbusiness
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Who watches the watch, man? #bespokewatch
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George Michael’s beard: Iron and Wine covers “One More Try”
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My cholesterol dropped 60 points within a year after I got a dog (who needed regular walkies) #gogreyhound
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The bank is closed, bitch! #bankshot #hoopitup #timduncan
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I was so hoping @therealshockg was part of this article on the N. Korean Digital Underground. #humptyhump
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Henry Miller: Brooklynite #tropicofhipster
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Should I take my #coffee more seriously? done and done! #pourover #caffeinedreams
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Unreal City #dubai #moneychangeseverything
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Before/Ater palimpsest pictures of earthquake & tsunami damage in Japan. #disastersunday
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Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, 25 years later. #disastersunday #atomicsafari
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Louisiana gulf coast ecology, post-Katrina & BP: #disastersunday
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Awesome Sam Lipsyte piece on cheating and the new #Monopoly. #goreadTheAsk #nownownow #SamLipsyte
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I’m very happy that there’s a Montaigne renaissance going on. #nowforplutarch
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Via @AlexBalk of @theawl, an encomium for Local Hero, one of the most wonderful movies ever.
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Whither the big box? Wither, the big box!
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Chuck Person had something to do with DEFENSE? I call shenanigans. #firsttimeforeverything #nba #lalakers
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“My God, it’s full of stars” #afghanair (whole set here)
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The Torah is wheat, the Bible is not Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. #itrynottodiscussreligiontoooften
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What happens to the Aerotropolises that fail? #justwondering
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New Orleans documentaries, in black and white. #mardigras
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Financial Times = Scientology: “every time you reach one level, you realize there’s another, more expensive level awaiting you.”
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100 Days of Designitude: via @designobserver
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V5 Precise is my office-pen of choice, but I use Pilot G-2 05 for travel: retractable, less leak-prone. #mypenishuge
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Who needs therapy? Here and here – #iprobablydo #drugsandvideogames
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The bottom of the world: beautiful pictures from Antarctica! thx, @in_focus!
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I wondered what became of Mats Wilander: #havegamewilltravel #bywinnebago
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I gotta get out west to In-N-Out and hit up that secret menu. #bestburgerever
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I’ve pretty much bailed on contempo fiction. Does it still suck?
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NYer interview with Tom Stoppard about @arcadiabroadway. #whatiscarnalembrace
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Yay! Drugs cost nil to discover! No wonder R&D productivity is falling apart and FDA approvals are at record lows!
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“How To End A Conversation“: I usually feign death.
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I guess I have to catch up on those American Masters docs, huh? #pbs #americanmasters #lovedLOVEDtheschultzone
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“This could be the greatest critical roundtable in Comics Journal history.” #dilbert #noseriouslydilbert
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Ron Rosenbaum on the man who questioned the bomb. #youdroppedabombonme
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#charliesheen via #wittgenstein via @walterkirn
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I used to play the Journey vid just so I could kill #steveperry. #videogamedeaths #nosinistar?
At New Year’s, I decided to call an end to the weekly Unrequired Reading posts, figuring that it was easier for people to just follow my Twitter feed (twitter.com/groth18) and/or Facebook posts. But at that party I attended a few weeks ago, two other old acquaintances told me that they enjoyed this feature and were kinda bummed that I’d decided to stop posting it.
So I’ve decided to compromise: Every month (or thereabouts), I’ll post a mega-Unrequired Reading for those of you too goshdarned lazy to just add me to their Twitter feeds! Enjoy! (yes, I left the hashtags in so you’d have some idea of what the posts are about.)
I’m the guy who did a little happy dance a few months ago when he found out that a new Lorenzo Mattotti book
So, I’m the guy who still does little happy dances.
I’m in true batshit-crazy work mode, thanks to a couple of salespeople who don’t know the meaning of the word “deadline,” but that won’t stop me from posting a nice batch on Unrequired Reading for you!
It’s a Black Friday installment of Unrequired Reading! Quit shopping and start clicking!
I didn’t get a chance to check in on my Google Reader while I was in New Orleans this week, so when I got home last night, I discovered that there were 4,082 items stacked up and waiting for me. Here are some of them.
Special occasionally extra-spooky Halloween links for you, dear readers! Boo!
Time for another roundup of links, dear readers! Enjoy!
