Easter! The holiday when my Christian pals celebrate the resurrection of Jesus! The holiday when kids paint eggs(?)! The holiday when my wife devours stale Peeps! The holiday when people eat chocolate bunnies! Or, um . . . not:
“GRANDBUNNY”? Looks more like “sadbunny” to me. Herr Heffelflopper has heffelflopped.
Halloween’s comin’! Time to eat way too much candy and suffer intestinal distress! Or, to phrase it another way, it’s, uh, time to pass the hot pumpkin:
Yuck. I don’t know why this needs to include a party music CD, but I guess I’ve led a sheltered life.
(Yeah, I know CVS isn’t technically a supermarket, but hey.)