PDA conference in PHX done! Now to close the “Shakespeare plays read to ballparks visited” spread!
Shakespeare Plays Read
MLB Parks Visited
It’s time for another month’s worth of my tweets from twitter! First the retweets (the ones that begin with RT) and then the marginally more original ones! Remember, you can get these regularly by following groth18!
In honor of July 4th, we’ll start off with a bang!
RT @felixsalmon (Felix Salmon):
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RT @radleybalko (Radley Balko) - Letter from Cory Maye
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RT @sharilynj - Read about @marcmaron‘s powerful keynote address, opening up this year’s #JustForLaughs #jfl
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RT @kylevanblerk (Kyle van Blerk) – A bear. Made out of 20,000 zip ties. As you do.
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RT @susanorlean (Susan Orlean) – Wonderful!! “@NewYorkTheater: Niagara Falls lit with colors of rainbow on 1st day of N.Y.’s Marriage Equality”
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RT @LettersOfNote – There’s so much to love about this photo of Jimi Hendrix
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RT FishbowlDC – Find out how the bridge of someone’s nose figures into The Atlantic‘s Megan McArdle’s (@asymmetricinfo) interviews.
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I don’t have kids, and that’s why I side with #GayTalese on dropping serious cash on clothes: #notthatIspendTHATmuch
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Because I don’t like kids, that’s why.
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Heartbreaking article about treating vs. screening #DownSyndrome
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Chinese govt. tries to disprove adage that there’s no such thing as bad publicity: #weallcrashedthetrain
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The #JewishAutonomousRegion sounds like the Off-World Colonies in Bladerunner: #Jewsinspace
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A Bentley SUV? But what if the NBA lockout doesn’t end soon?
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I’m disappointed the Hercules machine isn’t on this list: #pinball (Hercules is over here)
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Beetlejuice in NJ, via @nycscout
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I thought #PillowTie was the best Skymall product ever, but it’s no match for #DribbleBib
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Oh, look! It’s the scariest goddamned thing ever! #dummyland #ventmyrage
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Oliver’s Army is here to stay: #andiwouldratherbeanywhereelsethanheretoday #cromwell
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Timmy, have you even been in a Norwegian prison?
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The Midgard Serpent sleeps below Park Ave.
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Just #FranLebowitz and her awesome car
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@SimonDoonan on getting married to Jonathan Adler.
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A “thoroughly generic bookstore” (as per my 40th bday post) is closing: #bookberries
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Euroleague’s greatest hoopster is from West Memphis. #MarcusBrown
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Freelove: sister of Increase, mother of Wealthy: #nydutch
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“I’m looking for something hipster-y“: http://nyr.kr/p5opGB
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Can you tell us more often in 1 article that there was no internet in 1981, please? #shittywriting #tigerwoods
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Set taser to #KTFO: #zotz
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The #StopMakingSense fashion collection: #thisisnotmybeautifulcoat (does @davidbyrne know about this?)
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To quote #Nirvana, I think I’m dumb.
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(Hilarious) summer fashion trends, courtesy of @simondoonan.
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Leopard goes ape: #donotconfrontangryleopard
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5 major factors in the #Borders collapse: #bookswithoutborders
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Speaking of: Proving that people surrounded by books can still be total retards: #bookswithoutborders
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Bob Colacello, whose #Warhol memoir Holy Terror I enjoyed the heck out of, auctioned off his portrait by AW.
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On escaping and not escaping #Auschwitz
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“Interview Your Own Damn Self!” the #Nabokov way: http://bit.ly/nrtMZQ
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Boy, #SeanBean sure does get killed a lot.
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Transocean: the “I didn’t do it” kid of the gulf oil disaster
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#WoodyAllen on Rilke, selling out Hannah & Her Sisters, and that new movie of his
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Lovely photos of writers & their dogs by #JillKrementz (no greyhounds, I notice)
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“Using .NET is like Fred Flintstone building a database”: Why #Myspace went boom
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Why is weed wacky? #potluck
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M(ormon)BA: Mormons are the new Jews? #wedressbetter
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Does the mind rule the body, or does the body rule the Ren? #renandstimpy
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Holocaust theory: #saturdaynightreading
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Busch-basching: http://buswk.co/pJrg9k
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Peter O’Toole on being awesome. #doublephallicname
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Nothing harder than getting laughs from a room full of comedy writers: http://bit.ly/poW20I
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I miss Karen Allen, but I’m still glad I skipped that last #IndianaJones flick.
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A stoic and a zen buddhist walk into a bar…
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Neat profile of @MaerRoshan that i missed till now: #offmyradar #harhar
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#Hitchens, on the Gandhi myth
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Mob scene: #mafiaTV
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Psst! It’s a secret bookstore! #brazenhead
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Pad See Yew Later, Addiction! #ThaiRehab
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Writer procrastination: (I bought a super-cheap PC laptop and deleted everything but @ommwriter) #mustdisablewifi
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Final meal . . . Cajun-style! (via @wadecortez) http://bit.ly/rukM1M
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Signal-to-noise and old-cooterism, by @binarybits: onforb.es/nRWJTq
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Crisis in Swedish Ballet Training: #WhyILoveMonocle
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The next generation of painkillers will come in small nuggets that you heat up in a pipe and inhale. #drugdelivery
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I still think that #CCTV building’s gonna tip over
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I guess it’s a good thing Brooding Persian isn’t on Twitter. #associationsanddisassociations
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Hegemony from column B: http://bit.ly/ott95H #SinoTheTimes
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Chimpanzee that! He’s a photographer! #GoApe #monkeynews
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@SimonDoonan on the Cute & the Savage: #notanewsoapopera
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Sometimes the gorilla gets the banana, and sometimes the banana gets the gorilla. #GoApe
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Nowhere, special: #NoUtopiaWithoutToddRundgren
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Building the perfect #KingLear: #Shakespeare
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#WinstonGroom on #TrumanCapote: #getyourmindouttathegutter
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I just want to stay ahead of my illiterate dad: http://bit.ly/kuJPUt (okay, here are all the books I’ve read)
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Chess computers are using PEDs?
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High school time capsule, courtesy of #BourgeoisSurrdender
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In this particular instance, I’ll chose NOT to #belikeMike, thank you: http://bit.ly/iYSriE
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The accordion market gets squeezed: #bwahhaha
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John Lindsay: one suave mofo: #mayorofcool
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To end this month’s installment, I offer 1 Lap of Manhattan in 26 minutes (soundtrack set to Underworld, of course):
Just in time for July 4th, it’s a collection of my tweeted links and retweets, for those of you too lazy to get on Twitter and follow me @groth18!
First up, the retweets!
RT @MoCCAnyc (MoCCA): Kirby vs Marvel in the NY Times
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RT @KenTremendous (Ken Tremendous): Wow. RT (@parksandrecnbc) The Ron Swanson Mosaic. Be sure to grab our free hi-res poster! #ParksandRec
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RT @tnyCloseRead (Amy Davidson): David Remnick on the Big Man: Bloodbrother: Clarence Clemons, 1942-2011
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RT @kylevanblerk (Kyle Van Blerk): Need. This. Bookcase.
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RT @simonpegg (Simon Pegg): Memorable ink from the US book tour: 1 and 2
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RT @kylevanblerk (Kyle van Blerk): animalsbeingdicks.com That is all. Have a good weekend.
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RT @MarylandMudflap (Scotty L.): Etch-a-Sketch was really onto something. I wish I could shake the shit out of everything in my life when I need a fresh start.
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RT @scottmccloud (Scott McCloud): OMG OMG OMG http://llamafont.com
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RT @normmacdonald (Norm Macdonald): I’d have to be pretty hammered to see “Thor”.
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RT @DwightGarner (Dwight Garner): Daniel Okrent (I think) said it in Esquire (I think) in the 80s: “John Coltrane & Johnny Hartman” = best LP ever recorded. I’m a believer.
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Anyone know where #ProfessorZoom got his doctorate? #justwondering
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Cover story: #magouflage
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Nazis tend not to design great synagogues? I prefer #BattlestarJudaica! #FrankLloydWrong 26 Jun
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Is #Cars a vehicle (ha-ha) for Intelligent Design?
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Blind drunk: #notreally
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Neat #PhilipRoth interview: #idontreadcontempofictioneither
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If I ever have to move again, I have no idea what I’ll do with all the books. #unpackingtheshelves
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Long-ass @BobMould conversation on wrestling, Catholicism, breakups and more: #seealittlelight
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@SimonDoonan: wildly pro-Jew. #yay!
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I am SO glad I didn’t watch the last six episodes of @TheKilling_AMC: http://bit.ly/mEhcSL #stillsevenhoursiwillnevergetback
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I wish it hadn’t taken me so long to think of #WeAllKilledRosieLarsen. Still, glad I didn’t watch the last 7 episodes of @TheKilling_AMC
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First, only time #AnnaNicoleSmith will be compared to #BleakHouse.
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#SalmanRushdie offers up seven wonders (those Goya paintings the Prado are creepy as all get-out)
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The Girl with the Caffeine Addiction? #TMCM
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NYT sez: Life could be better if we blow off property rights, the environment, consumer safety, etc.: #highspeedrail
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Introvert Myth #11: they don’t get Twitter.
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“Time-Traveling Male Sea Monkeys Make Bad Mates“
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Great moments in terrible casting, via @fuggirls (No #JessicaAlba as geneticist and/or blonde in #FantasticFour?)
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Accidental Chinese hipsters: #umm
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Bust 2.0? “If you squint just right, our business is actually booming!”
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Do we expect too much of books? #iknowido #ralphwaldoemerson
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Krypto’s got quite a pedigree: #superdog #legionofsuperpets
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Rockin’ the GTH turban: #sikhandyoushallfind
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No Mexican in Paris? WTF? I can’t even call this #firstworldproblems
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Why I never took up smoking: #cheapjew
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The Enhancer: “Yeah, but have you ever Disneyed . . . HIGH?” #weed
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#Masa loses one star for F-U (by @samsifton)
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“Not only is it okay to hate #LeBron, but it’s a fucking character flaw on your part if you do not.” #nbafinals
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Anybody know what this is? #snakeonahike #herpetology
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My hometown: a toxic mess that CAN’T be cleaned up, after multiple Superfund attempts: #ringwoodnj #eatlead
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#JoeJackson & #TheRoots do #SteppinOut on @latenightjimmy
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Apparently, I need to alternate my annual Toronto trip with some Montreal action.
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i found my thrill on N***** Hill? #plaqueremoval
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Never trust your parents, especially when you’re home for the holidays: #drugdeal
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#Seth’s lovely eulogy for his father: #nosethdoesnothaveatwitteraccount
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Every mall should have a bomb shelter: #shoptillthebombdrops
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Puyehue makes an ash of itself: #underthevolcano #alsooverthevolcano
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I’ll get to these right after I finish #ADancetotheMusicofTime. #johnswartzelder #simpsons
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Sunfart: #justsunfart
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Greatest pwnage ever? #nadal #federer #toughcall
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“To prize integrity is to fear disintegration” (via @asymmetricinfo)
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It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World: Greatest. Cast. Ever.
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@comicsreporter on his hoped-for DC relaunches. #bwahhaha
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Kirby. Gods. Watercolor. #nuffsaid
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@michaelbierut on comedic design (sorta): #talkingfunny
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#GeneHackman: “He tried”
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#UmbertoEco on reading and not reading: http://bit.ly/jFXAQZ
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“You cook?” “I’m French.” #MelanieLaurent #aurevoirshoshana!
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No one said, “I wish I kept up on Twitter more”? #regretsofthedying
Just another honkin’ load of links, courtesy of my Twitter feed at twitter.com/groth18!
RT @kylevanblerk (Kyle VanBlerk): Awesome people hanging out together. Early contender for Tumblr of the day.
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RT @neilhimself (Neil Gaiman): Remembering Douglas Adams in the Guardian. So odd to realise I’m now older than Douglas, who was always older than me.
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RT @mattzollerseitz (Matthew Seitz): The 10 greatest sequels of all time. By MZS.
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RT @magiciansbook (Laura Miller): “An entire train station full of used books”
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RT @witoldr (Witold Rybczynski): The High Line succeeds in New York, but will it work as well elsewhere?
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RT @nerdist (Chris Hardwick): These Sci-Fi Ikea instructions are perhaps the best things ever formed with molecules: (via @CollegeHumor)
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RT @DwightGarner (Dwight Garner): I’m pulling for Clive James, who is fighting leukemia.
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Unfocused #RonRosenbaum column about #BobDylan (but still worth reading)
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Tappan Zee: bridge to the past.
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Will my forever stamps still be good if there’s no USPS?
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A lengthy review of #HaroldBloom’s career, masked as a review of his new book.
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Oy, with the brain-frying books! (Me, I’ll be Kindle-ing P&V’s translation of The Brothers K
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Apparently, the house DOESN’T always win: #blackjack #theotherdonjohnson
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@hoopspeak demolishing some #NBA myths.
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Shaq is 15 months younger than me, and he’s done. NBA makes you feel old. #nba #geriatrics
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I like to think @DeShawnStevens takes his personal tattoo artist everywhere, not just preseason parties. #gomavs!
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Chester Brown: A praying mantis with testicles. (C’mon world! Let’s make #prayingmantiswithtesticles trend!)
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Lidsville! (On the road, I have to order a med. from @dunkindonuts because the small coffee lid tends to leak. Grr.)
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#MartinAmis vs. the Dead Bores (I thought #LondonFields was fantastic (and gorgeously lyrical in its apocalypticism))
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“But why did you need to build 2 synagogues?” #JewsinAmerica
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I’ve found another #AnotherWoman fan! #openingshots #youmustchangeyourlife #WoodyAllen
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To Hull and Back: #ChristopherHitchens on #PhilipLarkin (with a side-trip to #Orwell)
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“The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads.” #techboom #howl
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“They called it show business, but it’s really showing-off business.” Awesome #BillWithers interview. #lovelyday
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Whatchoo got in that #BAG?
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Sorry, #MichaelJordan, but the stripes are not slimming. They are, however, giving me a headache.
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Bryan Ferry: Style Icon #bryanferry
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My pocket square, my self (with @simondoonan)
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@SeriousEats asks the serious question: In-N-Out vs. Shake Shack vs. Five Guys. #burgervsburger
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Rio Rancho and the Arena to Nowhere (sounds like a bad episode of @parksandrecnbc)
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Neat @LouisCK profile. #seasontwoinjune!
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Imelda Marcos, reincarnated as a man. #thatsalotofshoes
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You can get ugly, but make sure you don’t go full retard: #oscarbait #donthatemebecauseimbeautiful
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Art Books, part I: The Book Surgeon at work
Art Books, part II: @ChipKidd with Superman & Batman.
Art (Garfunkel) Books, part III: All the books I’ve read. #ArtGarfunkel
Art (of) Books(elling): 14 bookstores to see before you die. #Ivebeentofourofthem
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Treasure trove: SF writers on their favorite SF novels/writers
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fun recap of 13 roles by @mradamscott #partydown
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Sexy lady-spies of #Mossad
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Gandalf or Rick Rubin? #okayitsGandalf #thehobbit
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Guess what happens when you buy a piece of crap from H&M? #hm #crapiscrap
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Omar=Achilles? Brandon=Patroclus? Zowie! #TheWire #Iliad
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‘Twas architecture that killed the museum. #AFAM #bronzedKleenexbox
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Good night, sweet Tractor Traylor. #tractortraylor #nba #milwaukeecouldhavehadNowitzki
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Kane at 70: Labyrinth, Heart of Darkness, Everything. #OrsonWelles #CitizenKane
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Taking participatory journalism to its absurd conclusion. #LeeJudge #KCRoyals #beanball
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Nobody likes #Sbarro (especially in NJ)
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Great men’s grooming moments in movies (#SteveCarrell was only the runner-up? Boo…)
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The #DeathStar wasn’t a make-work project? #starwars
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#ChristopherHitchens has outlived #OsamaBinLaden: #thatisall
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#Shelfporn! (we have too many books for any of these configurations, but they remain awesome!)
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I really need to read The Leopard somedamntime, don’t I? #lampedusa (I read the Leopard a few weeks later, and it’s rapidly ascended to the top 5 of my favorite novels.)
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Pinball? Wizard!
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RT @nathanrabin (Nathan Rabin): Deep down I suspect that I’m incredibly lazy and toil ceaselessly so nobody ever finds out. Anyone else feel that way?
Bizarre! I was just settling in to collect my May Twitter-links for a big Unrequired Reading when I discovered that last month’s load o’ links never went live! So here’s all of April’s great stuff! I’ll post May’s tomorrow!
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It’s time for another month’s worth of Twitter links, dear readers! If you want to follow along, I’m at twitter.com/groth18!
First, the retweets:
RT @mookiewilson86 (paul raff): David Koresh had a better homestand than the Mets.
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RT @ESQStyle Esquire Style: And the best-dressed male guest at the #RoyalWedding is… not David Beckham.
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RT @felixsalmon (felix salmon): Wherein Martin Amis blathers on for 4,000 dutiful but unnecessary words about Christopher Hitchens.
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RT @kylevanblerk (Kyle van Blerk): Client request of the year.
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RT @simondoonan (Simon Doonan): Creative factory: Simon Doonan, My Faves!
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RT @GreatDismal (William Gibson): “WE HELPED YOUR GRANDAD GET LAID” #daytonbootsvancouver
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RT @mattzollerseitz (Matthew Zoller Seitz): “‘After Hours’ exists to prove that ‘Taxi Driver’ actually displayed some restraint. @notjustmovies
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RT @JPosnanski (Joe Posnanski): In honor of touching CNN story, I write a little more about Nick Charles and a moment I’ll never forget.
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RT @asymmetricinfo (Megan McArdle): Why Europe won’t develop as an independent military power
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RT @kottke (kottke.org): Hilarious fake TLC promo
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RT @kylevanblerk (Kyle van Blerk): Bored at work. Photoshopping Bieber’s head onto things.
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RT @questlove (?Love of The Roots): Man. Not even “OJ Guilt” is the proper colloquialism for what I feel after eatin Cinnabon.
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And now, the links!
NBA Action: Bet On It! #IhadSpursandMagicinthefinals
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Ah, #vodka, with your “marketing gimmicks that make getting drunk seem like a gateway to fame and fortune”
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The bowling alley of the #Frick: it’s no basement of the Alamo, but still.
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There’s now a computer as dumb as my boss. #thatswhatshesaid
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Joe Queenan goofs on the #gehry glut.
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Is anyone at the #royalwedding sporting a monkey-tail beard?
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Via @khoi, abandoned Yugoslavia monuments of awesomeness.
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Xanadu comes back to life! (Will #MichaelBeck and @olivianj be at the opening?)
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Xanadu: More of disaster than @XanaduMovie? #likedecoratinganuclearreactor #bringbacktheAlexander’smural
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In the movie, I see Billy Bob Thornton as the local, and Pesci as the mobster: #greateststoryever #trustme
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“Tefillin: it’s like Jewish blood pressure.” Go, @MitzvahTank! #areyouJewish?
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Will nobody think of the #pistachios?!
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#AllStarSuperman never should’ve released the sun-eater from captivity:
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The Walk of Shame goes #StreetStyle, via @sartorialist
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So VCs are like the AIDS activists of our time?
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I’m all for taking advantage of gorgeous chicks, but sheesh! #modelscam (via @felixsalmon)
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#HaroldBloom and his “elite Europhile glasses” #agon
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Eat lead! #staedtler and #fabercastell at war
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Every so often, I remind myself why I find contempo literary fiction useless and stultifyingly dull
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Go read this #BenKatchor interview! Nownownow! #CardboardValise (just plow through the “what is comics?” section)
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@felixsalmon delivers a (much appreciated) Jonathan Franzen smackdown
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@witoldr on the secret language of architects.
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This #Houdini article escapes from the need to write in complete sentences. #escapeartistry
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I guess I oughtta get around to reading #GeoffDyer sometime, huh?
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In honor of tonight’s season 2 premiere of #Treme on #HBO, check out this interview with #WendellPierce (#BunkMoreland)
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#ChrisElliott has a DAUGHTER on SNL? #igrowold
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Ron Rosenbaum implores us to visit (Joyce’s) Ithaca (but not much else). (I admit I’ll likely skip #Ulysses)
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I’m awfully happy with my @allenedmonds, I have to say
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I look down on my wife. #shekicksmeintheshins
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Is it good or bad that my TV/movie/prose diet is so similar to that of #StevenSoderbergh? #MillersCrossing!
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25 years ago: Graceland and the Gatwick Baby
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“People who drink coffee are different in many ways from those who don’t drink coffee” #whataboutgin?
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Geoff Dyer on being allergic to David Foster Wallace’s writing (his compare/contrast w/Federer is great)
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“You look into the fiery furnace and see the rich man without any name” #wallstreet
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Neat video of @billy_reid at home.
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@simondoonan on camp: “I am not the brightest Art Nouveau lamp in the room…” #needIsaymore?
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NOLA: The Big Hypothetical
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Fun interview with Glenn O’Brien, onetime Warhol employee and current #StyleGuy for #GQ: #howtobeaman #glennobrien
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Ah, get back to me around yer 20th reunion, ya young bastid.
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Neat take on Android, Google’s business model, and moats.
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Authors and broken promises. #Icantgetstarted
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I would prefer not to poke you. #groupmeh
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Um, the good news is that “cancer” doesn’t exist (the bad news is that it’s more complex than anyone thought) #uhoh
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Would it have more success if it were called a “scrodpiece”? #probablynot
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“It’s still real to me, dammit!” #soareconcussions #andearlydeath #wwe
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When Antonioni met Tarkovsky: #shakeitlikeaPolaroidpicture
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RPG = Rocket-Powered Genius (of design) #rocketpunchgeneration
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@rupaul answers all questions, except, “What’s up with the mustache?” #dragrace
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@david_j_roth speaks truth to pizza (I still don’t understand how @pizzahut stays in business here in NJ.)
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Is there a Damien Hirst level to unlock? #jeffkoonsmustdie
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By @mattnycs: Vote for the man in the small hat: a rabbi runs for office … in Uganda: Parts I and II #really
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Hot chicks with (old) douchebags: #Iblamesociety #Ialsoblamehotchicks
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No Shakespeare in Topeka? #talentnotgenius #billjames
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#Koppenburg: why I don’t bike. #whoneedstheexercise?
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Accidental Mysteries: masked #seenandunseen
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GREAT piece by @comicsreporter on a trip to the #centerforcartoonstudies
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Because, as we know from #chrisrock, books are like Kryptonite to… certain people: #padandquill
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Darkness at Noonan: #tomgoestothebar (happy 60th, Tom Noonan!)
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And I close this month’s edition with a non-link:
“I used to believe that worry was a talisman against something bad happening to you.” thx for the wisdom, @ConanOBrien (& @MarcMaron)!
In honor of the Kings’ likely departure to Anaheim, I decided to look up their history to see if anyone but Rick Adelman had gotten them to the playoffs in their time in Sacramento. (Also, I haven’t written about hoops in a couple of years, and the playoffs are about to start.)
Turns out they made the playoffs in their first year in Sacto (1985-86), and one more time ten years later. Outside of that, their entire playoff history coincides with Adelman’s tenure (1999 to 2005-06). And, of course, they’ve come nowhere near the playoffs since they fired him for, um, not being good enough.
I looked over that 1995-96 roster, to see how they’d managed to sneak into the playoffs. They went 39-43 that year, and their top players were Rock Richmond and Brian Grant (with half a season of Walt “The Wizard” Williams*). Among their top 5? Olden Polynice. Turns out OP put up 12.2 ppg & 9.4 rpg, making him their top rebounder and #4 scorer.
No great shakes, but it got me thinking that he’d likely end up with a $50 million deal if he were playing nowadays (after making around $20 million for his entire career from 1987-2004). Why do I say that?
Well, here’s a news item from ESPN’s NBA rumor page today:
Kwame Brown will be a free agent in July and head coach Paul Silas believes the center will have a lot of suitors.
Rick Bonnell of The Charlotte Observer writes: “Silas said after shootaround today he thinks there’s a strong possibility some team will make a significant, multi-year offer for Brown once there’s a new collective bargaining agreement. Brown has had a good season, particularly as an improved scorer. He no longer looks like someone who would have to work season-to-season on a veteran-minimum deal.”
Brown, who made the veteran minimum salary this season, averaged 26.0 minutes, 7.9 points and 6.8 rebounds.
That’s right: a “significant, multi-year offer” for someone who gets 8 points and 7 boards, needs more than half a game to get it, and is heading into his 30s. But in his NINTH season, he “no longer looks like someone who would have to work season-to-season on a veteran-minimum deal”! So that’s something!
Kwame Brown has banked more than $50 million in his washout career. They really need to have a lockout before someone’s dumb enough to sign him.
* I believe that 1995-96 Kings team did lead the NBA in awesome nicknames that season:
It’s time for another month’s worth of tweets and funny links, dear readers! Remember, you can keep up with these more easily by following my feed at twitter.com/groth18!
The Things He Carried (he being @acontinuouslean)
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Even in @ArcadiaBroadway I am. yfrog.com/gy1r6hvj
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Great @michaelbierut piece on 15 years of design-work for United.
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EVERYONE has trouble finding their way around #neworleans
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Wisdom from #TomFord: (I still wear shorts, but I’m in the ‘burbs, so hey.)
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NYC: dancing in the ’70s wasn’t all Soul Train
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@jeremoss lays a palimpsest over 7th Ave. bet. 47 & 48: #vanishingNY
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The Arab world’s greatest contribution to society? #Coffee! #justmyopinion
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My top symptom of depression is when I’m convinced I’d fail a #TuringTest. Spambots have it easier than I do
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Kindasorta pet sounds (via @bldgblog) #bringthenoise
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@thebookslut (whom I’m hoping to interview soon for my podcast) on writers and their politics: #KnutthePolarNazi
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I gotta get around to reading #Lanark sometime, since a trusted pal gave it to me a while ago: #andIshouldvisitGlasgow
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Good thing they didn’t goof on @DeadliestCatch: #nabokov
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Explaining the Northern Lights: #auroraborealis (make sure you watch this time-lapse video that shows up at the end)
The Aurora from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.
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Why do people get angry? #theydriveinNJ #iwouldhaveaskedforHappyGilmore
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Cutest thing ever: greyhound puppy edition #greyhound #sickeninglycute
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Mallrats of 1990: I was no great shakes back then either: #napoleondynamite
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RT @radleybalko – Prosecutor: “You bet your ass I ain’t gonna be mean to Willie Nelson.â€
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I did a #screenhijack of the electronic billboard at the Annapolis Mall in ’94 and posted some @danielclowes messages.
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I’m loving me these Out of Print t-shirts: #nakedlunch #mobydick
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“Militant” bombing of bus stop in #Jerusalem: #goodthingitsnotterrorism
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GREAT piece on the big problem with Big Idea books: #jointheclub #iwouldntjoinanyclubthatwouldtakemeasamember
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Holi isn’t the same without #karlpilkington #anidiotabroad
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The (Frank) King of Gift Shops: #gasolinealley
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Fear & Loathing in LV, 40 years later. #hst
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I really gotta get to re-reading #thucydides sometime. http://bit.ly/i6mQmJ
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Coincidentally, I have #Impromptu coming in from @netflix tomorrow: #chopin #liszt
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Cheech & Chong should sue for royalties: #nicedreams
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How to kill a zombie: #themoreyouknow
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No pic of Spencer Tracy playing Ultimate Frisbee? (thanks, @kottke!) #katherinehepburn
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Hey, @kottke! I see your #katherinehepburn and raise you a #farrahfawcett!#sk8ergirl
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Swaziland’s king faces strikes! He should name Richard E. Grant as his successor! #withnailandswazis #wahwah
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Speaking of #richardegrant, let’s have lunch! #whenisthenextbookcomingout
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Is @gsk about to relive #officespace? #ibelieveyouhavemystapler
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Neoconservatives: advocates of a new managerial state. Also, kindasorta fascist?
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@simondoonan on the flattering adjacent and the $12k jacket: #pythonsareexpensive
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@nytimes to conduct digital experiment on Canadians! #greatwhitepaywall #blamecanada
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@gregbeato offers an ode to the mall: #somehowradioshackisstillinbusiness
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Who watches the watch, man? #bespokewatch
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George Michael’s beard: Iron and Wine covers “One More Try”
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My cholesterol dropped 60 points within a year after I got a dog (who needed regular walkies) #gogreyhound
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The bank is closed, bitch! #bankshot #hoopitup #timduncan
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I was so hoping @therealshockg was part of this article on the N. Korean Digital Underground. #humptyhump
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Henry Miller: Brooklynite #tropicofhipster
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Should I take my #coffee more seriously? done and done! #pourover #caffeinedreams
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Unreal City #dubai #moneychangeseverything
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Before/Ater palimpsest pictures of earthquake & tsunami damage in Japan. #disastersunday
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Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, 25 years later. #disastersunday #atomicsafari
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Louisiana gulf coast ecology, post-Katrina & BP: #disastersunday
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Awesome Sam Lipsyte piece on cheating and the new #Monopoly. #goreadTheAsk #nownownow #SamLipsyte
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I’m very happy that there’s a Montaigne renaissance going on. #nowforplutarch
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Via @AlexBalk of @theawl, an encomium for Local Hero, one of the most wonderful movies ever.
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Whither the big box? Wither, the big box!
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Chuck Person had something to do with DEFENSE? I call shenanigans. #firsttimeforeverything #nba #lalakers
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“My God, it’s full of stars” #afghanair (whole set here)
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The Torah is wheat, the Bible is not Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. #itrynottodiscussreligiontoooften
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What happens to the Aerotropolises that fail? #justwondering
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New Orleans documentaries, in black and white. #mardigras
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Financial Times = Scientology: “every time you reach one level, you realize there’s another, more expensive level awaiting you.”
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100 Days of Designitude: via @designobserver
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V5 Precise is my office-pen of choice, but I use Pilot G-2 05 for travel: retractable, less leak-prone. #mypenishuge
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Who needs therapy? Here and here – #iprobablydo #drugsandvideogames
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The bottom of the world: beautiful pictures from Antarctica! thx, @in_focus!
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I wondered what became of Mats Wilander: #havegamewilltravel #bywinnebago
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I gotta get out west to In-N-Out and hit up that secret menu. #bestburgerever
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I’ve pretty much bailed on contempo fiction. Does it still suck?
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NYer interview with Tom Stoppard about @arcadiabroadway. #whatiscarnalembrace
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Yay! Drugs cost nil to discover! No wonder R&D productivity is falling apart and FDA approvals are at record lows!
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“How To End A Conversation“: I usually feign death.
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I guess I have to catch up on those American Masters docs, huh? #pbs #americanmasters #lovedLOVEDtheschultzone
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“This could be the greatest critical roundtable in Comics Journal history.” #dilbert #noseriouslydilbert
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Ron Rosenbaum on the man who questioned the bomb. #youdroppedabombonme
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#charliesheen via #wittgenstein via @walterkirn
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I used to play the Journey vid just so I could kill #steveperry. #videogamedeaths #nosinistar?
At New Year’s, I decided to call an end to the weekly Unrequired Reading posts, figuring that it was easier for people to just follow my Twitter feed (twitter.com/groth18) and/or Facebook posts. But at that party I attended a few weeks ago, two other old acquaintances told me that they enjoyed this feature and were kinda bummed that I’d decided to stop posting it.
So I’ve decided to compromise: Every month (or thereabouts), I’ll post a mega-Unrequired Reading for those of you too goshdarned lazy to just add me to their Twitter feeds! Enjoy! (yes, I left the hashtags in so you’d have some idea of what the posts are about.)
I’m in true batshit-crazy work mode, thanks to a couple of salespeople who don’t know the meaning of the word “deadline,” but that won’t stop me from posting a nice batch on Unrequired Reading for you!
