Pray for change

Sometimes, dear readers, simpler is better.

During my week away from the office, I spent a bunch of time working on rebuilding/redesigning this blog. Midway through the process, it occurred to me that this involved three tasks:

  1. Learning how the WordPress database system runs the site
  2. Learning how Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) and plain old HTML display the site
  3. Doing the actual graphic design for the site

I picked up a bunch of tricks as part of 1) and 2), but I also found a template that I liked, which eliminated a chunk of 3). So I uploaded that and have been tweaking away at it all day. I’m trying to add a third column on the left, so as to redistribute some of the stuff that’s currently in the column on the right side of the page. At present, I’ve been stymied, but once I’m back at the office, I’ll be able to ask our IT guy for the incredibly simple thing that I’m overlooking.

Why did I want to get away from the old site? I was bored, and it was either this or spring $1,500 on a new MacBook. That said, I really like the cleanness of the site. I spent a while trying to figure out the right array of fonts to use, before I decided to visit a million different design-oriented websites and blogs. There, I realized that you just can’t go overboard with web-fonts, since it leaves the reader in the lurch if he doesn’t happen to have the right ones on his computer. So it’s Arial and Helvetica for you!

I may update that a little, or come up with some alternate fonts for different stylization purposes, but I’m pretty satisfied with the legibility of this layout. I’ll add a “change font size” function in the next few days, and will probably use a few more neat little WordPress add-ons, once I get that third column going.
Let me know what you think.

Thanks!

To all my American readers out there, happy Thanksgiving! Amy’s already started with the cooking, while I’m engaged in the traditional parsing of database structures of WordPress blogs. I plan to have the new look for the site up by Sunday, but I think Amy’s bacon-wrapped dates stuffed with goat cheese will turn out better.

Have a great day, and if you’re celebrating with family, show ’em some love.

You know how I know YOU’RE gay?

On Friday, I said these things:

a) “Madonna’s new album is pretty good!” (except for the talking parts)

b) “I really need to get that new Scissor Sisters record!” (sorry I didn’t get to them sooner, Tina)

Anyway, I’m out of the office till Monday, so it’s time to get about 10 million things done around the house. I’m hoping to give this site a facelift, so if you have trouble logging in during the next few days, try back later.

Unrequired Reading: Nov. 17, 2006

What we see at Ground Zero and what we will see:

When the towers first fell and, in practically the same moment, so many turned to imagining their replacement, I was appalled. Later, when I started to write about the site, I avoided proposing designs of my own, both because they were banal and impracticable — I thought it would be cool to flood the bathtub — and because I felt such activities were beyond the scope of a responsible critic. I would often say, however — as I think I wrote or at least implied here once — two things: that the ultimate form of the reconstruction was unimportant as long as the process to achieve it, from the first planning session through the ribbon-cutting, was conducted with dignity; and second, that New York should be left to be New York.

t was as obvious then as now that those two ideas were in absolute conflict — that the city could in no way be the one we love and also comport itself with a special reserve — so I concocted a third idea, one that has proved remarkably durable, by way of resolution.

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Last week in this space, I mentioned that Donald Rumsfeld is more than just The Guy Who Blew the Iraq War. He also tried to revolutionize/transform the U.S. military. This profile on him in the New Yorker is more charitable than I expected, or at least more willing to see the grays than to place him in a Manichean context.

And he blew the Iraq war.

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Look, kids! An interview with writer, critic and Official VM Buddy Paul Di Filippo!

What do you use for note-taking, capturing ideas and tracking submissions? Are you a proponent of pencil and notebook; do you favour proprietary software; or is it open source everything for you, even though your initials are PDF?

I am old-fashioned enough to still stick with pen and paper for my note-taking. I have a pocket notebook brand that I love, Oxford Memo Books, because it’s sewn together instead of employing a metal spiral, and so when you sit on it, it doesn’t imprint your butt like something out of a Re/Search tribal scarification volume.

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From science fiction to science disappointment: the 25 worst tech products of all time.

8. Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 (2001)

Full of features, easy to use, and a virtual engraved invitation to hackers and other digital delinquents, Internet Explorer 6.x might be the least secure software on the planet. How insecure? In June 2004, the U.S. Computer Emergency Readiness Team (CERT) took the unusual step of urging PC users to use a browser — any browser — other than IE. Their reason: IE users who visited the wrong Web site could end up infected with the Scob or Download.Ject keylogger, which could be used to steal their passwords and other personal information. Microsoft patched that hole, and the next one, and the one after that, and so on, ad infinitum.

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If you’re a professional basketball fan, and you like getting some idea of what goes on behind the scenes in player negotiations, you really need to read this long and candid interview with the owner of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Glen Taylor.

I can tell you that Chauncey [Billups] left not because of Kevin [McHale, the team’s GM] but because of Flip [Saunders, the Wolves’ coach]. Now, have we said that? We didn’t want to say that about Flip because he was here at the time. But I think since then it’s been stated that Kevin asked me if I would pay for Chauncey. I said I would. Kevin said he would, went to Chauncey, Chauncey said he would stay, because we were going to offer him the same [money] as Detroit. But then Chauncey went to Flip and said, would you play me, and Flip — I’m not saying that Flip said the wrong answer, but he said, “I’m not sure that I think that you’re our starting guard.” Chauncey then went back to Kevin, and Kevin says, basically, we’re going to be truthful. Kevin could have said to Chauncey, “Oh, we’re gonna start you.” And I know some GMs do that stuff. Then they get the player but they have an unhappy player. But Kevin doesn’t do that.

Unfortunately, it looks like questions about the remarkably stupid tampering arrangement with Joe Smith were off limits. This is a pity, because you can pretty easily make the case that the T-Wolves would’ve been in much better shape if they had draft picks over the years. But losing those picks and having a salary cap-buster like Garnett on the team meant they had to be the most creative team in the NBA. And with Kevin McHale running the show, that made it a recipe for disaster.

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Amy sent me this great post by Dan Jardine on the varieties of cinematic inexperience:

I am not of the Pauline Kael School of film criticism that argues that your initial impression of a film is the only one that matters, and to revisit and reevaluate a film is a fool’s errand fraught with the potential for emotional and intellectual dishonesty. Indeed, I can think of plenty of legitimate reasons to take stock of a film anew. What if there were mitigating environmental factors — such as problems with the projector or the sound, or even with the audience itself — that hampered your ability to enjoy the film? What of format issues? I mean, what if, like me, your first experience with Lawrence of Arabia was on television, in full screen format and interrupted by commercials? Or what if you were in the wrong head space after a fight with your partner or a bad day at work and weren’t able to give the film the attention and scrutiny it deserved?

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Witold Rybzcsinski on the decline of architecture magazines:

A reduction in intellectual content in the glossies was largely the result of an increased reliance on photography, especially color photography. There’s something about a color photograph that glamorizes its subject, and architectural writers soon adopted the slightly breathless tones of fashion reporters. You are more likely to find tough architectural criticism in the New York Review of Books, the New Republic, and The New Yorker than in any of the major architecture magazines.

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Victor Davis Hanson sings “I left my appendix in Tripoli”:

Libyans seem to talk nonstop. It’s as if they have been jolted from a long sleep and are belatedly discovering, thanks to their newfound Internet, satellite television, and cell phones — many carry two to ensure that they are never out of service from competing companies — that there is indeed a wide world outside of dreary Tripoli and beyond the monotonous harangues of government socialists on the state-owned TV and radio stations.

They talked about their new gadgetry, and much else, with infectious optimism. As one hopeful Libyan travel entrepreneur with friends in the government explained, there might be some irony after all to Libya’s long, self-imposed insularity. Yes, he conceded, foreign investment declined. Oilmen left. Petroleum production nose-dived from more than 3 million barrels to never more than 2 million. But there was a silver lining: Did all that not have the effect of saving Libya’s precious resource to await the return of the present sky-high prices? Yes, Libya had banked a sort of strategic oil reserve that now was to be tapped at its most opportune moment. Yes, it was Libya’s grand strategy to deny Westerners its petroleum treasure for years, until they finally came around to pay what it was really worth

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At Slate, Daniel Gross discusses the trend of foreign companies to buy U.S. brands that are on the wane:

[T]o these foreign owners, the U.S. market represents the holy grail. American consumer-oriented firms that have saturated the U.S. market, such as Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, and Nike, look to developing markets for their growth. But these foreign buyers see a different kind of opportunity here — an unmatched combination of wealth and growth that doesn’t exist in Germany, or China, or Denmark. The U.S. domestic market, 300 million people strong, is composed of wealthy consumers who routinely spend more than they make.
But iconic American brands only tend to come up for sale when they’re damaged.

It’s funny to me is that, for more than a century, China has been the holy grail for U.S. & European companies, along the lines of, “If we just get [x]% of them to go for our brand, we’ll be rolling in dough!”

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Dare to dream and all that, but I still don’t believe Rem Koolhaas’ Chinese Television Authority building is going to stand up.

Reporting from Mauschwitz

Got into Orlando safe and sound. I didn’t think about the fact that a flight here on a Sunday morning would be filled with screaming kids traveling to Disney World. The stewardess didn’t even ask me to turn off my iPod for takeoff.

I took Nightwood with me. It’s the favorite book of one of the authors I used to publish. I read about 20 pages of it once before, but the floridity of the prose tired me out. So I figured I’d make it the only book I have with me, like I did with Foucault’s Pendulum a couple of summers ago.

Of course, I took a break to do the crossword puzzle in the Continental in-flight magazine, but that only took about 20 minutes.

Anyway, the conference/exhibition starts in a few minutes, and I’ve got ironing to do. This place sure is, um, pleasant.

Borat & the Mini

Well, now that the Official VM NBA 2006-2007 preview is wrapped up, I can get back to the ongoing ruminations and ramblings about my life. I’m heading out to Orlando at 6:30am for my next biz-nass trip, but I figured we oughtta catch up, dear readers.

First and foremost: my wife bought a car! Amy finally got out of debt (college loans, etc.) last week, so the time was ripe to get back into debt. She’s been in love with the Mini Cooper S for a while now, so we checked them out earlier this week. They talked us into buying a 2006, and Amy & her salesman sat down and built the model she wanted online. It’ll take 4-6 weeks for it to show up. Until then, this is all you get:

We took a similar model out for a test drive today, and she fell further in love. I fit pretty easily into the car, which was a major concern. If I wasn’t opposed to buying a German car, I’d be interested in getting one for myself; they’re awfully well engineered and the ride was impossibly smooth.

While the salespeople were really pleasant and not “car salesman”-like, someone did try to screw us out of $550 when we signed off on the order this morning. The sales manager presented us with an itemized “build page” that showed the order as Mini had received it. “That’s the right amount, right?” he asked about the total at the bottom of the list.

The dollar amount was the same as we were quoted, but Amy noticed that the build page included a $550 Harman Kardon sound system, which was not part of our order. “Coincidentally,” the $550 destination charge was missing. So the manager had to “fix up” our order and produce a new build page. But this one was a printout from a “later stage in the build process” and did include the destination charge, but not that stereo, which was removed.

Which is to say, we would’ve been paying an extra $550 for the car, if Amy hadn’t gone over the list closely. I’m not necessarily accusing the sales manager at Mini of trying to jack up the price, but it does seem like an odd mistake to make.

Anyway, the car is ordered, and Amy’ll be able to track its progress online from when it leaves the factory in the UK and ships out to Port Newark. That’ll be fun. Or infuriating.

After this morning’s test-drive and signoff, we went out to catch Borat. I have to concur with Ron Rosenbaum’s take on the movie: it’s nowhere near as funny as the segments on Da Ali G Show, largely because the movie has to create a “plot” to get Borat from one place to another. A number of those segments — he has dinner with a commerce group down south, he talks to a group of black kids about how to be black, for example — felt scripted, more Larry David uncomfortable-improv than the sheer genius of having Borat at a wine tasting in the Midwest. “Oh, and is he your slave?”

Moreover, the scenes of his life and the depictions of Kazakhstan actually are less fun, because they literalize things that are far funnier when Borat intimates at them. That is, actually seeing the Running of the Jews is less funny than having Borat make a comment about it to an unsuspecting person in America.

So, while it was an entertaining flick, it just wasn’t as funny as watching him in action in his interviews. Although the scene in the bed & breakfast was hysterical.

One more thing: What the f*** is wrong with people that they’d bring their 8-year-old children in to see that movie? I mean, how out of touch are parents if they can’t figure out that an “R” rating just might mean that it’s not suitable for kids? Ferchrissakes, the trailers were violent and coarse enough that I’d have gotten my kid outta the theater, but it went downhill from there. I don’t have kids and so it’s easy for me to say, “Have half a brain before exposing your kids to this stuff.” Anyway, that’s enough moralizing for me.

The biggest disappointment of the afternoon was that the trailer for Apocalypto actually looked pretty good on the big screen. This bummed me out because I won’t give money to a production by Mel Gibson. Also, I’m not sure if there are subtitles in this flick, but there should be because it’s awfully tough to figure out the Mayan term for “sugar tits.”

It’s off to Orlando for me. Not sure what book I’ll take with me. Gringos was boring, compared to the other Charles Portis books I’ve read. I’m thinking of just reading some long-form comics for the next few weeks, till that new Pynchon novel comes out. If you have any suggestions, make them in the next 8 hours.