I’m shorting Amalgamated Lint

Is it just me, or does this “Get out of the stock market!” rant by Jim Cramer sound even wackier than Gomez Addams’ call to his broker: “Sell! Sell! — what? everyone’s selling? Then buy, man! Buy!”

Update: Good to see that the NYPost’s financial columnist John Crudele — whose work I really appreciate — agrees with me! Plus, when I saw that the stock market made an inexplicable last-hour bounce yesterday, my first thought, pace Crudele, was, “Looks like the PPT jumped in!”