Unrequired Reading: June 26, 2009

No doubt about it: these links suck. Just click “more”!

I’m sorry, Kathryn Bigelow. You made Strange Days. Hence, you suck.

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I’m sorry, Huckabees. You still suck, especially as a followup to Three Kings.

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Painter of light? You suck as a businessman and as a painter.

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Ikea to Russia: You suck. We’re outta here.

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Roger Ebert to Transformers II: You — well, come on, what do YOU think he felt about it?

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For Chip Delany, “You suck” is an imperative.

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Eddie Murphy: You suck, but Hollywood can’t quit you.

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Snuff? Trust me; it doesn’t suck.

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Young novelists? They suck.

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Vlad to Nigeria: You don’t suck! You my NIGAZ!

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