A Map of Miss Reading

Picking up my mail this afternoon, I noticed a Pottery Barn catalog with the tagline, “NEW REDUCED DELIVERY CHARGES ON MORE THAN 65 ITEMS!”

My reaction? “Why, if I order more than 65 items from these jokers, I sure hope I would get reduced delivery charges!”

Then I thought about it a minute and, um, realized that they reduced the delivery charges on more than 65 individual items, not on orders of 65 items or more.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.