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Goodbye, cockney! Hello, Jafaican!

The NYTimes tries to discuss the phenomenon of Page Six. They don’t do a very good job, but it’s better than the Times’ half-assed attempt at its own gossip column.

Get set up on Google Calendar.

Frank Gehry & Mecha-Godzilla had a child, which was evidently suffering from diarrhea one day in Chicago:

“Where’s my coke, Dwight? I’m coming for you next, Darryl!” seems kinda pedestrian.

That commenter who posted, “It’s sad when stars that bright fade into Bolivian,” deserves a medal.

Drudge just linked to this story about a, um, voluntary castration dungeon running in North Carolina. I’m really hoping this is an April Fool’s item, because what’s even more bizarre than the existence of said dungeon is the part about how North Carolina has “castration without malice” on its criminal (I almost wrote “penal”) books.

Tom Jones is now Sir Tom Jones!

I saw him perform at the MGM in Vegas in Jan. 2004, and was amazed at how a guy my mom’s age can still belt it out.

Amy & I were watching VH1 Classic during dinner, and it was featuring a block of videos by Journey. This led us to the question that we now put to you, dear reader:

What was the ugliest rock and roll band ever?

(side questions: Can one bandmember’s ugliness bring down a whole band? And can one attractive bandmember redeem an otherwise ugly band?)

Comment away!

Like many baseball fans not from the SF area, I assume Barry Bonds has been using steroids for years. I’ve always had a chuckle over the “it wasn’t illegal in baseball at the time” argument about much steroid abuse, because most of these steroids were illegal to possess in the U.S. I mean, my workplace doesn’t explicitly say that cocaine is off-limits, but possession of it would still be a crime.

Anyway, I come from the Turk Wendell school of analysis on this issue: the best evidence is provided by our eyes. Of course Bonds, McGwire and Sosa were on the juice; look at them! And it’s pretty obvious from the stat-anomalies that Bret Boone and Brady Anderson were on something a few years back (as well as a pack of other players).

But my question about the Bonds case is a little different. Yesterday, he tried to sue to block the writers of Game of Shadows from seeing any profits from the book, on the grounds that they were using illegally obtained grand jury transcripts as part of their source material. A judge shot down the motion in short order, but it brought up the same issue that I wondered about when Jason Giambi’s testimony was leaked: isn’t it, um, like felony-level illegal to leak grand jury testimony?

Because Giambi thought he was protected by the law during the grand jury deposition, he spoke honestly about his steroid abuse and history with the BALCO group that was under investigation. He was given immunity from prosecution (for perjury, or likely contempt) in exchange for his cooperation. However, if Giambi had to choose between

a) immunity, but having his testimony leaked to the press;

b) pleading the fifth, but running the risk of being charged in the case

it doesn’t look like he had much of a choice at all. It’s pretty obvious he didn’t want this stuff to be made public, so it seems his best bet might have been doing what Bonds seems to have done; taking immunity, then lying like a rug in front of the grand jury.

(Note: I’m not saying that the writers, their publisher or their newspaper should be charged with anything; they have first amendment protection to publish secret grand jury testimony, if they receive it. What’s illegal (and seemingly uninvestigated) is the act of leaking that testimony.)

I’m at a conference in NYC all mid-week, so I won’t have time to post for another day or so. Grr.