On Sunday, Tiger Woods hit one of the greatest shots I’ve ever seen, on the 16th hole to help him win his 4th Masters jacket at Augusta.
On Tuesday, Stephen Stanko got picked up by the cops. He was on the run from rape and double-murder charges in South Carolina. Where’d the cops find him? In a mall in Augusta.
Coincidence? Nope! Evidently, after allegedly raping a 15-year-old girl, killing his old lady (the girl’s mom), and killing a 74-year-old guy for his truck, Stanko decided, “I’d really like to see Tiger play.”
Let that sink in. No, no: Not that this guy, following rape-and-murder Friday, decided he wanted to watch some golf.
Instead, think about this: Stephen Stanko probably killed an old guy for a set of wheels, but even he couldn’t score tickets to the Masters.