One of my coworkers had his two sons in this afternoon. They looked around 8 and 5 years old. I was walking by when the younger one got a pretzel stick out of the communal barrel (don’t ask) and then said to big brother, “Look! I’m smoking!”
I said, “Kid: smoking is cool. Don’t let anyone tell you different,” and then headed back to my office.
You are pure evil! :)