“Portly Pepperpot”

I suppose Bill Clinton’s “just because I could”/moral failing explanation for his affair with Monica Lewinsky is better than just coming out and saying, “I felt like hoggin’!”

If there was one good thing about the Clinton-Lewinsky fling, it was that it allowed me to ask the dual questions:

a) What constitutes cheating? and

b) What constitutes sex?

At least one male friend of mine continues to contend that oral sex isn’t cheating. Of course, when I asked what he’d do if his wife said, “Don’t worry! I didn’t cheat on you! I just gave a guy a blowjob!”, he admitted that he’d likely put her head through a wall.

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