I read an article in the NYPost [link defunct] detailing the story of a woman who cut off her boyfriend’s schlong:
The attack occurred around midnight Saturday, after the 44-year-old man argued with alleged knife-wielder Kim Tran about their impending breakup.
It seems he was already married to her aunt, the Anchorage Daily News reported, and apparently made the decision that three’s a crowd.
At some point, he agreed to have sex — and allowed his soon-to-be-ex to tie his arms to a windowsill.
The 35-year-old woman severed his penis with a kitchen knife, cops said.
She then untied him, drove him to a hospital and was cleaning up the scene when police arrived.
Part of “cleaning up the scene” appears to have involved flushing the severed organ down the toilet.
No one’s ever accused Alaskans of being the smartest people in the world, but “I’m having an affair with you; I’m married to your aunt; I’m breaking up with you; sure, you can tie me up for one more round of sex” should put you in the stupid hall of fame.