Unrequired Reading: October 8, 2010

It’s been a great week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

Okay, we start off with another (horrifying) Required Reading: exploding the notion of “Breast Cancer Awareness month”.

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Biological class warfare . . . in Brooklyn!

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How to make Mariah Carey tasteful.

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Why does anyone watch bicycle racing? I mean, I know every other sport has PED use behind the scenes, but cycling seems uniquely set up for it.

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Tony Curtis: you can take it with you.

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Cory Booker and Chris Christie: perfect together. (NJ joke)

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Girls with guns: Jessica Simpson and the angry half-inch. (Courtesy of Robert Wilonsky)

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Bonus Wilonsky link (in memory of his late, lamented Ultimate Trailer Show): A rabbi’s (overlong) request that we slow down! Enough with the everything-ing!

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Meanwhile, back at the Gin Palace . . .

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And the killer was . . . Philip, the pizza delivery guy! (Or, as I tweeted: “Then there was the time I was gonna meet MLK and Malcolm X but I got this really bad papercut . . .”)

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