Stanislaw Lem was still alive until today?
That sorta invalidates all those jokes about him spinning in his grave over that Soderbergh remake of Solaris. . .
(Condolences to his family)

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Stanislaw Lem was still alive until today?
That sorta invalidates all those jokes about him spinning in his grave over that Soderbergh remake of Solaris. . .
(Condolences to his family)
I just noticed that Omaha Steaks’ headquarters is on John Galt Boulevard. Y’think their warehouse is on A Is A St.? And I wonder if they had trouble getting a good architect!
Another wedding reception photo. It’s cute; sue me.

I forgot to post the videos from the reception (most of them are just video from when we were doing the group photos)!
There’s only one big one here; the rest are 1.4mb or smaller.
Me, my brother and my dad, part 1
Me, my brother and my dad, part 2
Me and my brother, yukking it up
The big swing-dancing video. This is the only large file (about 17mb). Enjoy!
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Like many baseball fans not from the SF area, I assume Barry Bonds has been using steroids for years. I’ve always had a chuckle over the “it wasn’t illegal in baseball at the time” argument about much steroid abuse, because most of these steroids were illegal to possess in the U.S. I mean, my workplace doesn’t explicitly say that cocaine is off-limits, but possession of it would still be a crime.
Anyway, I come from the Turk Wendell school of analysis on this issue: the best evidence is provided by our eyes. Of course Bonds, McGwire and Sosa were on the juice; look at them! And it’s pretty obvious from the stat-anomalies that Bret Boone and Brady Anderson were on something a few years back (as well as a pack of other players).
But my question about the Bonds case is a little different. Yesterday, he tried to sue to block the writers of Game of Shadows from seeing any profits from the book, on the grounds that they were using illegally obtained grand jury transcripts as part of their source material. A judge shot down the motion in short order, but it brought up the same issue that I wondered about when Jason Giambi’s testimony was leaked: isn’t it, um, like felony-level illegal to leak grand jury testimony?
Because Giambi thought he was protected by the law during the grand jury deposition, he spoke honestly about his steroid abuse and history with the BALCO group that was under investigation. He was given immunity from prosecution (for perjury, or likely contempt) in exchange for his cooperation. However, if Giambi had to choose between
a) immunity, but having his testimony leaked to the press;
b) pleading the fifth, but running the risk of being charged in the case
it doesn’t look like he had much of a choice at all. It’s pretty obvious he didn’t want this stuff to be made public, so it seems his best bet might have been doing what Bonds seems to have done; taking immunity, then lying like a rug in front of the grand jury.
(Note: I’m not saying that the writers, their publisher or their newspaper should be charged with anything; they have first amendment protection to publish secret grand jury testimony, if they receive it. What’s illegal (and seemingly uninvestigated) is the act of leaking that testimony.)
Our marriage certificate arrived in today’s mail! We’re no longer living in sin! Amy’s now Mrs. Roth! Way to go into the weekend! (During which time we have to go back to our jeweler in the city, since he had to resize my too-tight wedding ring.)
We also got the CDs of the hi-res wedding pix from the photographer, Cameron Gillie, so I hope to web-optimize some good ones and post them.
But I really plan on just chilling out this weekend and getting some rest. So don’t call.
I’m at a conference in NYC all mid-week, so I won’t have time to post for another day or so. Grr.
Tom Spurgeon offers a late wrapup of the best comics of 2005. I feel pretty good about owning/reading 4 of the top 5 (haven’t gotten around to that Frank Kelly book yet).
Tom Stoppard on the subject of the “inalienable right” of free speech:
A “human right” is, by definition, timeless. It cannot adhere to some societies and not others, at some times and not at other times. But the whole parcel of liberties into which free expression fits has a history. To St Augustine, religious tolerance would have been an oxymoron. The concept of pluralism as a virtue is a thousand years more modern than St Augustine. To say, therefore, that the right of free speech was always a human right which in unenlightened societies was suspended from the year dot until our enlightened times is surely beyond even our capacity for condescension.
Neat post by Vodkapundit, speculating on Russia’s over-strategy.