Lost in the Supermarket: I’m detecting alien life forms

Pancake and waffle batter that sprays from a can? I don’t believe there’s anything “organic” about something like that, regardless of what the USDA says.

Batter Blaster: its organic!

That said, I would pay to see someone try to huff a can of this stuff.

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One Reply to “Lost in the Supermarket: I’m detecting alien life forms”

  1. Could this just be a semantic loophole. Assume that, to the USDA, “Organic” products are those that do not violate certain standards of agricultural production. How could they have anticipated that someone might apply the term to something that isn’t carbon-based? Or grown/spawned in a…well, terrestrial environment?

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