Unrequired Reading: Feb. 5, 2010

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Wouldn’t it be nice to take a walk in the woods?

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Now that J.D. Salinger’s out of the way, Bill Watterson can come out of hiding!

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In Louisiana, Cracklin’ Oat Bran is made of crackling.

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I’m resigned to the fact that I look like my dogs, but I’m not ready to outrace a greyhound.

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Don’t let Alec Baldwin get behind the camera.

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I’ll try to keep this advice in mind if I ever board a Boeing Dreamliner.

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Bourgeois Surrender goes to the movies! And Rome!

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Western preoccupation with the apocalypse is somehow explained by Asterix & Obelix?

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I wish I laughed at any part of this (besides the Owen Wilson impression).

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?uestlove has some issues with the Black History Month menu at NBC’s cafeteria.

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I was having breakfast at the local luncheonette yesterday morning when I saw this surveillance video of a guy driving his SUV through a gas station convenience store on the news:

I busted out laughing when I saw the teaser before a commercial, I busted out laughing when the story began, and I busted out laughing when they replayed the crash at the end of the story. It reminded me of the Parks & Rec episode where April rampages through Nordstrom on a riding mower for attention.