It’s another spooky Friday the 13th edition of Unrequired Reading, dear readers! Bad luck for you! Just click “more”!
Eerie! I mean, “Eero!”
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I was going to title MY novel, “Ass Meat In France”!
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Subtraction rips up the “Yankees buy championships” meme by examining roster payrolls as a proportion of revenue. (More interesting than I’m making it sound.)
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Speaking of which . . .
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Must be why I quit posting those 0-fer lists.
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Don’t mess with your editors. (courtesy Caroline Flyn at thebrowser.com)
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I’ve never understood the affection rich people have toward expensive watches.
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Cheap AIDS drugs for Africa = better gin!
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Though much is taken, much abides?
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Hat-tip to Cajun Boy in the City, who turns us on to the Count: