Look out! It’s Dia del Muerte reading!
“You’re about as useful as a one-legged mullet salesman in Key West!”
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6-pack abs, in about an hour. No, not an hour a day. Just an hour.
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“Except for Marge — Marge, you tested positive for crack and PCP.”
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It’s mandatory that I put in a design post, right? (with accompanying slideshow, of course)
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Stephen Fry: king dork.
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My wife fails to burn the fries!
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An underwater neutrino detector puts BLDG BLOG in mind of H.P. Lovecraft’s From Beyond. (If you’re not tempted to click through, I guess I don’t really know you.)
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Speaking of Cthulhu-esque nightmares, welcome to Bergen Mall, the only mall I know with its own underworld!